therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

That would be the best

adurot:

quillreplies:

adurot:

I always loved how you weren’t allowed to have wallet chains over a certain length in high school because they could be used as a weapon, but then they give us these giant text books that individually could easily be used to bludgeon someone death. More over you get like half a dozen of them and carry them around in a backpack.

you talk as if a bag full of heavy shit wasn’t used directly as a weapon by many teens.

No that was exactly my point. School would list these things they banned because they could potentially be used as weapons, and then mandate every student carry around a fucking flail.

Bruh, you could shank people with pencils.

zelda-guru-momi:
“ scientastical:
“ passivemilitia:
“ This is so satisfying to look at
”
This looks like milk you buy from a videogame merchant.
”
WELL YOU’RE NOT WRONG
”
If you drink it, you will regain your health and have infinite magic until next...

zelda-guru-momi:

scientastical:

passivemilitia:

This is so satisfying to look at

This looks like milk you buy from a videogame merchant.

WELL YOU’RE NOT WRONG

If you drink it, you will regain your health and have infinite magic until next time you’re hurt. If you drink all of it, you can reuse the bottle for things like fairies.

I really admire and love your works! You're so talented!!! I wanna encourage you to continue drawing Rumple, Rumbelle and all of Robert Carlyle character. If you don't mind, could you draw Dark!Belle and Spinner!Rumple? Thank you so much for your wonderful fanarts!
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pleatedjeans:
“ deathbulge
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allrivenkithandkin:

peachylipskiss:

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

thespookyhalloweenanon:

the-child-death:

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

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((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

My brothers.. WE WILL LIVE!

TIME TO GET SPOOPY

kyliesparks27:

pikatru:

trashrabbits:

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

Is your sign a minion?

astrokisses:

Aries - no

Taurus - no

Gemini - no

Cancer - no

Leo - no

Virgo - no

Libra - yes

Scorpio - no

Sagittarius - no

Capricorn - no

Aquarius - no

Pisces - no

Okay, fuck you