thelifeofatubaplayer:

thelastmellophone:

espurr-roba:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that

“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

ssjgssjgoku:

i played some tf2 and let me tell you. i shot a gun

But did you wear a hat?

professionalcinnabon:

ultrafacts:

thisisourwildbrokenheart:

ultrafacts:

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

First thought: no wonder they hurt so fun much second thought: we could actually make a house out of them

James May once had a LEGO house built

*ed sheeran sheds a single tear*

hoofprint-is-spooky:

unofficialkarkat:

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

FUCKING EXACTLY

Apologies are also null and void when you expect to be forgiven for what you did, and act childish when things don’t go immediately back to normal. 

Guess who just got called into work two hours early!? I wanna stab something

mr-radical:

stevencrewniverse:

Sorry to do this everybody. New episodes will return in  September. Just sit tight and we’ll see you soon!

overlypolitebisexual:

if someone is actually sorry then they’ll accept you not forgiving them- a person insistent on your forgiveness is not apologising for hurting you but trying to absolve themselves of any blame or guilt

khoaphan:

Animator makes stunning 3D tribute to Hayao Miyazaki (x)

katswenski:

Remember to catch The Adventures of Bird God and Sarah the English Lit Tutor Wednesday nights at 8/7 Central.

pro-choice-is-love:

humunanunga:

alienbotanist:

mcgrlabroad:

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

Oh shit I’m crying thank you