Silver Tongue
teenagecriminalmastermind:
“ Pretty sums up my reaction to the HYDRA-Cap twist.
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teenagecriminalmastermind:

Pretty sums up my reaction to the HYDRA-Cap twist.

reywallker:

verysharpteeth:

dailyteamcap:

You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

Remember that time Steve roundhouse kicked a god in the head because he reminded him of Hitler? Good times.

stares directly @ the people in charge of the new captain america comic

brotoro:

emberandvoid:

controlledeuphoria:

I’m certain she bought herself tons of diamonds in her life

i will never not reblog this

omg i had only seen the gifs her laugh is a blessing

is that madame zeroni?

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outofcontextdnd:

“That sounds like the Underdark.”

“Have you ever BEEN to an IKEA?  They’re basically the same.”

“…the Underdark has Swedish meatballs?”

shikai-of-the-4th-world:

explorersofsky:

asdalphys:

sxizzor:

chrompls:

fave garnet moments, in no particular order:

  • “oh! steven! theres one more thing i have to mention!” “what is it?” “i love you. bye.”
  • that giggle at the beginning of the answer
  • “hello, this is mom universe”
  • literally all of jail break
  • all of the answer, too, while im at it
  • “we look awesome
  • you know what? all of chille tid too
  • “i see so many things that can hurt you. i should never have let one of them be me”
  • when steven asks if she brought him anything and she hands him a rock
  • “im percy and pierre”
  • “my power means nothing to an infant”

“tiny hands! my only weakness.”

the time she jumped out a van because she didn;t like greg’s music

it makes me feel…important

how could you forget the most iconic garnet moment

Let’s no forget these gems

  • “All comedy is derived from fear”
  • (In ’Tiger Millionaire’ when Steven says “Can’t we just wrestle?”) “No” *everyone gasps* “Because we are the… Notorious O-order of… Wrestling… Haters"
  • “Only I can swim through lava” 
  • “The hard part was getting the shark to pose"
  • “No dinner for 1,000 years"
  • (In ‘Future Vision’ when Steven says “Well, danger is my middle name”) 
    “That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie"
  • “Howdy! Bang”
  • “We can’t keep fighting these things forever. Well, we can, but I don’t want to”
  • (In ‘Jail Break’ after Steven says “Well, did I make a good impression?”) “Oh, Steven, we already loved you”
  • “Garnet, master of comedy”

And also: (x)

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What about every garnet scene from log date?

sexhaver:
“ pastel-crow:
“ funnygamememes:
“ mrclassyclass:
“ “It just works.” ”
WHAT?!
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How hard is it to program a metal box that moves in a straight line
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holy shit bethesda games must have the worst spaghetti code known to man
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Does this mean...

sexhaver:

pastel-crow:

funnygamememes:

mrclassyclass:

“It just works.”

WHAT?!

How hard is it to program a metal box that moves in a straight line

holy shit bethesda games must have the worst spaghetti code known to man

Does this mean that someone can kill it and steal the hat?

Discovering your Fetishes

kilomonster:

wannabeanimator:

“[Finding Nemo made] $936.7 million worldwide at the box office, according to Internet Movie Database. And with the success, sales of clownfish, which are often taken from the ocean, rose by as much as 40 percent, according to Hakai magazine.

According to the Saving Nemo Conservation Fund, which da Silva helped found, more than 1 million clownfish are taken from reefs for home aquariums each year. Da Silva says more than 400,000 are shipped into the United States.

‘America is the biggest country in the world that purchases these tropical fish,’ da Silva says, and it’s an increasing problem. ‘Clownfish have gone locally extinct … in the Philippines, parts of Thailand, parts of Sri Lanka.’

On June 17, Finding Dory, the sequel to Finding Nemo, is set to hit theaters. This go-round, the story centers around a blue tang named Dory. Scientists are worried that the Finding Nemo effect will recur, this time with blue tang (and maybe even more clownfish, as the little guy from the first film will play a major role in the new movie).

‘The bigger concern is now with the royal blue tang, which is the species that Dory is, because 100 percent of the fish are being taken from the wild,’ da Silva says.

It’s not unusual for a film starring an animal to spark an interest in that animal. A year after the 1996 release of 101 Dalmatians, shelters nationwide saw a 300 percent increase in their Dalmatian populations, CNN reported, which was apparently attributable to impulse purchases of the breed after the movie’s release followed by buyers’ remorse which led to the breed being left at shelters.

And there were reports of a surge in owl sales – yes, owl sales – following the Harry Potter films (the birds deliver mail in the Potter world). Finally, even in teenage, mutant, ninja form, the protagonists in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie helped spike turtle sales, according to The Hollywood Reporter.”

A prime example of audiences really missing the point of a movie. Don’t go buying fish for your five year olds because of a movie. I worked in a pet store. The needs of saltwater fish is pretty extensive, expensive, and downright abuse if you don’t put the work into it. And this goes for all animals, dammit!

So don’t do it. Don’t. Get Finding Nemo toys. Visit an aquarium. Don’t encourage fish traders to catch wild fish. Don’t buy pets without doing the research, saving and making a budget, and having a thorough plan (I did this stuff when I was 7 without the help of my parents, so this should be easy for an adult). This has been my environmental rant of the day.

Since my character is asexual, can I turn invisible?
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