Silver Tongue

dominicsellie:

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged

now do the Carlton 

gearholder:

When you come down to it, a popular trend among ancient Greeks was to claim gods as being their daddies.

When you come down to it, a popular trend among ancient Greeks was to claim Zeus as being their daddy.

birdtouch:
“ i hate 2016
”
I don’t hate 2016, I just hate hillary clinton trying to be hip with the kids by using memes rather than actually talk about political situations.

birdtouch:

i hate 2016

I don’t hate 2016, I just hate hillary clinton trying to be hip with the kids by using memes rather than actually talk about political situations.

bloodsbane:

AHHHHHH

I HATE FLORIDA

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bakrua:

shitpostgenerator:

fuck dudes who lie about bread

hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story

you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now 

a knight: foul dragon im here to vanquish you
dragon: what you packing
a knight: this is the legendary sword, durandal and --
dragon: oh okay, i see. - pulls out a gun -
a knight: holy shit, wait

fruitegg:

submarine warfare

maryxiuxiu:

earthstory:

Sampling recently erupted lava from Kilauea. There are samples taken like this archiving the eruption going back 30 years; the chemistry changes during the eruption can tell us how it evolves with time. Don’t try this on your own, they’re wearing special heat suits while doing it.

looks like burnt candied yams

LAVA MAKES ME SO MAD! IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS GUSHERS BUT ALL IT IS IS BURNING AND LIES

adurot:
“ cold-warrior:
“ Someone who hasn’t read the TF2 comics explain this panel
”
The papa bird prepares to feed its hungry youngling.
”
After being arrested, Red business Skier spontaneously gets rabies and purple secretary is trying to call for...

adurot:

cold-warrior:

Someone who hasn’t read the TF2 comics explain this panel

The papa bird prepares to feed its hungry youngling.

After being arrested, Red business Skier spontaneously gets rabies and purple secretary is trying to call for help

wcked:

simplylovelyyy:

pr1nceshawn:

Strippers enjoying their money.

Amazing.

This photoset makes me so happy