Chris and I have a baby now. Still needs a name!
I thoght the name was simba
No, Simba is Chris’s puppy
Hahaha
why isn’t the keytar a more common instrument
why did that have to stay such an 80′s thing
keytars are awesome
Keytars are not two instruments nor are they one. They are an experience
This just in: JK Rowling plays Minecraft and I’m crying about it just a lil bit
SHE’S HARDCORE
Survival Mode. Monsters on. JK Rowling.
But does she play Ultra Hardcore survival
parents: what did you do today
me: nothing
parents: wELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING!!! DID YOU JUST LOOK AT A *WALL* ALL DAY????????
me: to be frank i did many things but you and I both know that you know very little about my interests and I know that you don't particularly care to learn about them and I don't have the mental capability to put up with you dismissing the things that make me happy so for the sake of brevity and my emotional well being: i did nothing
Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college where the ohio national guard massacred 4 innocent students
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super transmisogynistic card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
what do you mean by highschool we do this every fucking day at college
this happened all the time at my school. after 5 minutes half the class would be gone. I’m not going to lie
:/ I give the names of kids that are skipping to the teacher.
one time we had a sub because our teacher was on maternity leave and the sub forgot to let us know that we would be in the computer lab next class so we were all just there for the first half hour and one of my classmates managed to get on netflix and we were watching a disney movie. The sub finally came in and was like “we are in the computer lab! what do you think you’re doing!?” and we were all “there was no sign on the door and you never told us so how were we supposed to know.”
