todaysbird:

government mandated birding

they wanna make sure you look directly into the surveillance drones

literalzim:

marioclash:

and if youre cool like me you can perform a marimba solo for your 30 tarantulas

@invader-paws

xhellfirefolliesx:

@chefpyro

wearejustvisiting:

decompositiiion:

rendezvousramen:

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties. 

He builds them. 

Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment. 

i wish tom nooks carpentry skills got more acknowledgement

armchair-factotum:

young-replica:

???????

The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted

bygodstillam:

arachnofiend:

thatspectacularpigeon:

I hate people that are like “oh you shouldn’t curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words” like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I’m looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.

that last line is on fire tho.

dep-yo-tee:

Me: I wanna talk abt my oc’s :(((((((

Someone: *asks me abt my oc’s*

Me:

Who?

chefpyro:

Cant find anything good on youtube anymore

Anybody know good channels I might not have heard of?

totallynotmark has various DBZ analysis videos which are pertty good.

If you like zelda, KingK has an entire series about going in depth about the strengths and weeknesses of most of the zelda titles called retrospective

gardevoir: