Silver Tongue

christinaplaysneopets:

welcome-tobrightvale:

the-shame-cube:

What would Guy Fieri’s neosona look like?

fire chia

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deoxyrebornicleic:

I havent drawn ENDO in 953829828288128914746 years so here

nothing like non canon doodles of ENDO if he had a bod rite

gluttonace:

OK so at work today there was this guy commenting on how the cashier was strong for moving a water case across the scanner. The guy said he could hardly get it out of the cart so, naturally, I scooped it up and set it down in his cart for them.

Y’know, sometimes people thank me or make a joke about their strength but this guy, hoooooo boy this guy…

This fucking guy looks at me and straight up says to me 

“That’ll be good to help develop your you-know-whats”

Now, I’m dumb founded. Did this fucking customer just say to me lifting his water will help my tits grow??? I just stare at him with the face of utmost insult and disgust. Like, not only is that fucking creepy but I’ve been done ~/developing/~ since 10th grade.

I cool myself down. Maybe he forgot the word for bicep or triceps.

But, nope, he starts walking away, looks over at me and goes “you know…for your pectorals.”

I just…

MMMMMMMBOI

100-percent-beef-jasper:

shitpostgenerator:

what if cats had legs

im about to make shitpostgenerator’s god damn day

grawly:
“ the-mark-of-sin:
“ grawly:
“ its 4AM heres a render i made in DAZ studio of a green glass shark standing in a hotel bathroom
”
Isn’t this the angry virus shark?
” ”

grawly:

the-mark-of-sin:

grawly:

its 4AM heres a render i made in DAZ studio of a green glass shark standing in a hotel bathroom

Isn’t this the angry virus shark?

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Peridot: Every Gem here has shown me their worth and I want to protect them all as my friends.
Lapis: I would sell every Gem here, except Steven, for the price of a single corn chip