jankybones:

“But if I got rid of my muscles I’d look RIDICULOUS!”

revscarecrow:

beysocraycray:

Does this imply he was still relevant before the movie?

Actually most economists find that it would benefit the economy more than hurt it.

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

seans-infected-retinas:

Originally posted by derbydeets

rosexknight:

that1american:

rosexknight:

that1american:

rosexknight:

dracini:

Go fuck yourself
Both of these people deserve a decent wage.
Do you know what kind of abuse service workers go through? Clearly not or you wouldn’t just call it flipping burgers.
Get your head out of you ass and accept EVERYONE need money to live.

As a person who works in retail (AKA one of your “Flipping burgers” jobs) I can say I TOTALLY deserve $15/hr for what I have to put up with.

Also most people “flipping burgers” need $15/hr because of the fact that they have to work TWO jobs to support their families due to the fact that this is the only way to get money if you don’t have a degree.

Yeah screw your.

you do realize that most EMS personal work two jobs right? working longer shifts then service workers and having less time to see that family you speak of…..go down to your local fire department or ems provider and ask the people in those jobs what its like to make the same as a “burger flipper”

It’s hilarious that you throw that fact at me because my father just so happens to be a firefighter who drives an ambulance. Yes, he has to work two jobs just like most of them, but they’re only at the station every three days, meaning that time you claim they don’t have to see their families isn’t a thing, because they don’t work their second job ALL the time. For instance, my dad used to work at Best Buy and he still had plenty of time to see mom and my sister and I. So that argument is invalid.

Also, because most firefighters and EMS providers work two jobs they’re not gonna give a shit if their second, part-time, “burger flipping” (because that’s what it is unless they’re lucky) job pays the same as their other job. They’d probably like it more actually.

I asked my dad, and he didn’t care that people wanted minimum wage for “burger flipping” to go up, he cared that your dumbasses thought an EMS worker only deserved $15 an hour.

THE FACT YOU WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING THAT DISGUSTING IS SHAMEFUL, I DO WORK A AS FIREFIGHTER AND I KNOW A LOT OF FIREFIGHTERS WHO DON’T HAVE TIME TO SPEND WITH THEIR FAMILIES AS THEY WORK BOTH CITY/TOWN FIRE DEPARTMENTS AND PRIVATE EMS COMPANIES, YOU THE REASON PEOPLE THINK FIREFIGHTERS DO NOTHING AND HAVE A CUSHY JOB, NO FIREFIGHTER OR EMS WORKER WOULD SAY THEY ONLY DESERVE 15/HOUR THE AMOUNT OF WORK THEY DO OR PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH IS NOT ENOUGH FOR LOST TIME WITH FAMILY….THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE WHAT THEY ARE IS CAUSE OF THE LOVE OF THE JOB. I DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR FATHER IS A FIREFIGHTER AND I DO BELIEVE YOUR A LITTLE CHILD FOR EVEN MAKING UP SUCH THINGS

I said nothing about them having a “cushy” job. I KNOW it sucks. I’ve seen my dad get emotional due to stress. I only said they were at the station for three days. Don’t twist my words. But you’re the reason we people in retail and food service don’t get the respect we deserve. Just because you’re a firefighter (convenient, really…) doesn’t mean you’re better than us. I hope you fall off that high horse of yours really soon.

You think I’m a child? Fine. I don’t give a shit. I think you’re a dumbass. We’re even.

Forgive me if I’m skeptical about this person being a firefighter because they sound and act like they’re 14

sonypraystation:

skitterbot:

defira85:

Because my mother told me that all I needed to do was get drunk and lie back and let my husband have his fun. Because if I was drunk, I’d be more relaxed and it’d be over sooner

Because my sister told me that I was trapping my husband in an abusive marriage, and that one day he was going to leave me

Because both of them looked at me in disgust

Because my asexuality is considered to be as great a crime against my husband as a woman who has affairs and cheats on her husband

Because my cousin didn’t even try to understand, and just kept asking ‘but what about in five years? how will you feel then?’

Because I was so afraid of my body and so afraid of sex that I didn’t seek medical help for a legitimate question for over a year for fear of being labelled a deviant or something broken

Because I still ask myself at least once every day if my husband wouldn’t be better off without me

Because I still ask myself at least once every day if I’m broken

Because I still tell myself at least once every day that I’m pathetic and useless and an abnormality

Because I love my husband with every fiber of my being, but everywhere I turn I’m told I really don’t, because love = sex

I need A to stand for Asexual because nobody ever talked to me about asexuality even when I was an outpatient at the women’s hospital for 18 months, and everyone told me desire would come in time

I need A to stand for Asexual because we are literally invisible, and so unimportant that people assume we don’t even need representation, because everyone assumes our lives must be bland and unimportant and lacking in challenges or bigotry

For every asexual that wants a relationship, for every asexual that does not want a relationship, for every asexual who has not yet come to terms with their identity, for every asexual who was told we were abnormalities, for every asexual who was told we just weren’t doing sex right, that we needed a good fucking, that we needed to be drunk, that we needed to relax, that we needed to be raped

We need representation, and we need visibility

That is why the A needs to stand for Asexual, and never for Ally

Fucking Important Post.

that1american:

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raritananon:

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that1american:

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that1american:

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dracini:

that1american:

dracini:

Go fuck yourself
Both of these people deserve a decent wage.
Do you know what kind of abuse service workers go through? Clearly not or you wouldn’t just call it flipping burgers.
Get your head out of you ass and accept EVERYONE need money to live.

the fact your think that service workers go through the same “abuse” as a paramedic or EMT shows you need to grow up, If you mess up someones order the worse case is most likely the customer gets your boss involved….if you fuck up as in EMS someones DIES try living through that and tell me that they dont deserve more then McDonald’s. YES EVERYONE DESERVES TO MAKE A DESCENT LIVING THE POINT OF THE POST IS TO SHOW SOME DESERVE MORE THEN OTHERS

I never once said that paramedics don’t deserve a decent living wage
Im saying so do public workers. No the worst isn’t people get your boss involved, the worse is abuse, verbal or physical, hell i’ve known people to be violently attacked while working with the public, much as I expect paramedics do.
Besides the fact that people working for food places, lets say McDonalds often have to work two jobs to provide for themselves and or their family.

This posts clear message was to shame people asking for $15 an hour for ‘flipping burgers’ not to state who deserves it more

THE POST IS TO SHOW SOME DESERVE MORE THEN OTHERS

Go fuck yourself, @thatamer1can they both deserve it. Giving retail and fast food workers $15/hr  won’t magically make paramedics only earn $7/hr. Economy doesn’t work that way. There isn’t a limited amount of money in teh system (Which is why all currency systems are domed to fail no matter what but that’s neither here nor there)

Everyone deserves a livable wage.

everyone does deserve that and the fact you cant even spell my name right or realize that I’m not saying their wages would go down(I’m saying they shouldn’t make the same, if service workers make 15/hour then EMS should be making more like 20-25/hour) shows why some deserve more then others :)

The fact that I didn’t spell your name right is irrelevant and you are trying to change hte subject. Nobody deserves a livable wage more than someone else. Everyone deserves a livable wage and you’re an asshole.

Again your education is lacking, I’m saying that they should be paid more in the EMS field for what they go through,,,for the schooling they have over the service worker….not that service worker shouldn’t have a livable wage…

really? Because when you say  YES EVERYONE DESERVES TO MAKE A DESCENT LIVING THE POINT OF THE POST IS TO SHOW SOME DESERVE MORE THEN OTHERS It sounds like you’re saying that people don’t deserve livable wage because they’re stuck at a shitty job.

Minimum wage right now isn’t livable at all.

Thanks. I get words jumbled when I’m thinking about too many htings at a time. I meant livible. Back to the topic at hand, You’re saying people don’t deserve livible wage because they are stuck at a shitty job they can’t get out of because they can’t afford to.

That is not what im saying at all, stop putting words in my mouth, if you cant understand it there is no point of me trying to continue to explain it

I didn’t put anyhting in your moutj. You’re the one who said some people deserve a livable wage more than other.

raritananon:

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that1american:

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that1american:

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dracini:

that1american:

dracini:

Go fuck yourself
Both of these people deserve a decent wage.
Do you know what kind of abuse service workers go through? Clearly not or you wouldn’t just call it flipping burgers.
Get your head out of you ass and accept EVERYONE need money to live.

the fact your think that service workers go through the same “abuse” as a paramedic or EMT shows you need to grow up, If you mess up someones order the worse case is most likely the customer gets your boss involved….if you fuck up as in EMS someones DIES try living through that and tell me that they dont deserve more then McDonald’s. YES EVERYONE DESERVES TO MAKE A DESCENT LIVING THE POINT OF THE POST IS TO SHOW SOME DESERVE MORE THEN OTHERS

I never once said that paramedics don’t deserve a decent living wage
Im saying so do public workers. No the worst isn’t people get your boss involved, the worse is abuse, verbal or physical, hell i’ve known people to be violently attacked while working with the public, much as I expect paramedics do.
Besides the fact that people working for food places, lets say McDonalds often have to work two jobs to provide for themselves and or their family.

This posts clear message was to shame people asking for $15 an hour for ‘flipping burgers’ not to state who deserves it more

THE POST IS TO SHOW SOME DESERVE MORE THEN OTHERS

Go fuck yourself, @thatamer1can they both deserve it. Giving retail and fast food workers $15/hr  won’t magically make paramedics only earn $7/hr. Economy doesn’t work that way. There isn’t a limited amount of money in teh system (Which is why all currency systems are domed to fail no matter what but that’s neither here nor there)

Everyone deserves a livable wage.

everyone does deserve that and the fact you cant even spell my name right or realize that I’m not saying their wages would go down(I’m saying they shouldn’t make the same, if service workers make 15/hour then EMS should be making more like 20-25/hour) shows why some deserve more then others :)

The fact that I didn’t spell your name right is irrelevant and you are trying to change hte subject. Nobody deserves a livable wage more than someone else. Everyone deserves a livable wage and you’re an asshole.

Again your education is lacking, I’m saying that they should be paid more in the EMS field for what they go through,,,for the schooling they have over the service worker….not that service worker shouldn’t have a livable wage…

really? Because when you say  YES EVERYONE DESERVES TO MAKE A DESCENT LIVING THE POINT OF THE POST IS TO SHOW SOME DESERVE MORE THEN OTHERS It sounds like you’re saying that people don’t deserve livable wage because they’re stuck at a shitty job.

Minimum wage right now isn’t livable at all.

Thanks. I get words jumbled when I’m thinking about too many htings at a time. I meant livible. Back to the topic at hand, You’re saying people don’t deserve livible wage because they are stuck at a shitty job they can’t get out of because they can’t afford to.