theofficialvincenzo:

What Thor was doing in Civil War

ironicallyxspiders:

shitpostgenerator:

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

jaxblade:

escaped-ocelot:

mikey has his priorities in order

Hence why he’s my favorite Turtle

ezekieru:

hebbycakes:

transetheralbrimwylf:

That disappointed gif might be my new fav.

THANK YOU ANIME GIRL

Never not reblog Index gifs.

pembrokewkorgi:

shadpony:

higgzorz:

me at @shadowjen

@pembrokewkorgi

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thedenofravenpuff:

adurot:

tenaflyviper:

rabbittiddy:

dekutree:

shamitomita:

dekutree:

You’re racist if you prefer vanilla ice cream over chocolate lms if you’re racist….

Vanilla is inherently an FoC (flavor of color) since it originates from Mexico so nice try hen

Colorism exists, sweetie. It may be from Mexico but it is still white and preferring vanilla over chocolate says a lot about what you think is more aesthetically beautiful in society. I’m js but ok (:

Both are shit alone, Neapolitan is where it’s at.

*clears throat*

Blue Moon.

Mint Chocolate Chip

I’ll just sit here and be a racist, I guess… *Noms giant bowl of vanilla ice cream*

And here I thought my pick was based on taste in flavour and not the aesthetics in colours…

sherbet, bitches

Red donut…
D:

officialkingofconeyisland:

mykicks:

I’m laughing so hard at this picture they’re using.

Bathed in shadow. Haunted by the past.

whiskermoon:

This is very very heavily based on this beautiful comic right here: [x]

Forgive me for I have sinned. Goodnight.

mydrunkkitchen:

furious-peridot:

witchoil:

devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:

i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character

“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”

“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”

“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”

“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”

“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”

“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”

@editoress

“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*

CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”

CLARC STOP MAKING THE LIGHTS FLICKER EVERY 30 SECONDS IT’S SO GOD DAMN DISTRACTING!