onlineobituary:
“I’m screaming
”

onlineobituary:

I’m screaming

z-kiryu:

harshwhimsy:

shitpost-senpai:

Cat:FREE HIM!

this is the cutest shit ive ever seen

ineffably-crowley:
“ sparkafterdark:
“ glumshoe:
“ sparkafterdark:
“ tenaflyviper:
“ He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.
”
He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby....

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

 - In Every Yu-Gi-Oh! Series

turiancouncilor:

thatttmrguy:

children’s card games

shiunins

Nobody cares that you’re struggling to survive until you do something illegal to try to fix it.

vaganja:

lesfemmesduex:

sapphiredoves:

Welcome to America.

This has so much resonance

THIS.

utahjizz:

christopher columbus essentially commented “first” on a youtube video that already had 50 million views

gorgonclaws:

tell me what cardinal sin and cardinal virtue u think i am

(sins r lust, pride, wrath, gluttony, sloth, greed, and jealousy)

(virtues r chastity, charity, diligence, temperance, patience, kindness, and humility)

takino-pony:
“chinafunsize:
“You know we dead.
”
earthquakes should start up any time now
”
It’s like the entity of 2012 is happening in California

takino-pony:

chinafunsize:

You know we dead.

earthquakes should start up any time now

It’s like the entity of 2012 is happening in California

themerrywolf:

doseofanime:

ultramonsternetwork:

Alphonse Elric, the not so appreciated sass queen of fma

Alphonse is so metal

Did u just

It really sucks because ed paid an arm and a leg for his sass