tyrannerdsaurus-rex:

Mario headcanon:

katieelle:

I mean, this is basically how it went down right?

Redraw of the infamous gunshowcomic

katieelle:

Had to do a companion piece to the sapphire version 

Redraw of the infamous gunshowcomic

dippers-internet-history:

i know my oc’s better than i know myself tbh

OCs have a potion of yourself in them. By knowing your OC, you know yourself. It’s a great way to self explore.

mablepines:

glumshoe:

This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)

cannedviennasausage:

faun-buns:

slytherin-tothe-trash:

grimspyslayer:

allthenamesilikearetaken:

faun-buns:

hey guys, we can copy the coding for deviantART and steal the entire website because they said so
if it’s not physical, it’s not theft

please look i actually spent time on this: http://devartpls.tumblr.com/

Oh my fucking god

why

I AM SCREAMING THANK YOU

this is true art

Late night binge watching revscarecrow city skyline

teenscoolest:

monstrousreg:

Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.

She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.

It hit him in the face.

I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life. 

 

roaringwhitelion:

okcissie:

I’ve noticed that Minion bath products are a thing, and that many of them are banana-scented.

The fragrance used to impart a banana scent is called isoamyl acetate. Isoamyl acetate is also an alarm pheromone in bees. It’s released when a bee stings something/someone, prompting other bees to sting the same target.

The Minion shampoo has mysteriously infiltrated my house, and my youngest sibling (the only one who uses it) has not been stung since its appearance, but I wouldn’t count on anecdotal evidence…

If you have an allergy to bee stings, I strongly recommend choosing a different scent.

I’m a chemist and I found out I’m allergic to bees after working with isoamyl acetate and being stung twice on my way home from work. Do not use isoamyl acetate as a fragrance and especially not on children, which Minions are marketed to.

Please please please not on children. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

clubsdeuce:

with steven universe cosplay revving up to be a big thing in the coming cons, a piece of advice from your friends who survived 2011-12 homestuck con hell: SEAL YOUR GOD DAMN BODY PAINT

What happened when the homestucks didn’t?