>:U A butt squished my cake once!

Originally posted by satorukimukobayashi

anexperimentallife:

sinbadism:

kevinbolk:

berrythehatchet:

impudentstrumpet:

kevinbolk:

A philosophy I very much live my life by.

Yeah, too bad he was a Nazi.

was he? shit

I’m assuming by “he was a Nazi” you meant he played a PARODY of Hitler in a MOVIE and in that same movie he also plays a barber who disguises himself as said Hitler parody and delivers one of the greatest anti-fascist speeches of all time.

It’s okay. It’s an easy mistake to make.

Literally where does someone come up with the idea that a Polish immigrant with heavy leftist leanings is in any way a Nazi

In fact, Chaplin was harshly criticized by the American far right for being very anti-Nazi in the period leading up to America’s entry into World War 2, and many lambasted his film, “The Great Dictator,”–in which he parodied and ridiculed Hitler–as “anti-German” and “war-mongering.” The Nazis themselves, as well as the Nazi sympathizers and supporters of the American far right, hated him.

Chaplin’s films were banned in Nazi Germany, and Nazi propaganda smeared him constantly. (Part of the smear was claiming he was Jewish–which he was not, but calling someone Jewish in Nazi Germany was guaranteed to inflame public sentiment against them.)

Chaplin was concerned with social issues like homelessness, and was a liberal and an anti-Nazi at a time when to be either one (let along both) was to be accused of being a Communist–which at the time was pretty one of the worst things you could call someone–and indeed “anti-American.” (Because, again, American conservatives loved them some Nazis–right up until the time Hitler’s forces started invading other countries–and even then, the bulk of the US thought we shouldn’t “interfere” in what they saw as a strictly European affair.)

Even after the war, and even after the world realized the despicable things the Nazis had done, Chaplin couldn’t shake the “Communist” and “anti-American” accusations from conservative American “journalists,” politicians, and others on the far right, who were still angry with him for his pre-war anti-Nazi sentiments.

And when he refused to participate in the McCarthy’s “Red Scare” Communist witch-hunts of the early 1950s, he was banned from re-entering the United States, while on a trip to England.

In short, Chaplin’s ANTI-NAZI leanings made him so many enemies in the US that they set off a chain of events that eventually saw him kicked out of the country. Oh, sure, the US finally issued a formal apology and invited him back, but by that time, his response was pretty much, “Yeah, too little, too late.” And justifiably so.

Chaplin stood against everything the Nazis stood for, and was smeared and punished for it.

So don’t you fucking dare call Charlie Chaplin a Nazi. 

Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your family. Dishonor on your cow.

I think it’s because this generation doesn’t understand poes law.

silver-tongues-blog:

Originally posted by waandeer

land-of-deserts-and-metronomes:

OH SHIT

ambris:

caitycane:

thenewagecaveman:

dasmuskel:

nintendonut1:

carriepika:

theladydracula:

octorock:

drn007:

So I found this CD on the street today on my way to work, right? So I decided I’d bring it home and listen to it.

And it was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life.

I…

I don’t normally say this

but everyone needs to stop and listen to this

Oh my god.

… this is so awesome I have no words for it. *boogies* ♥♥

jghogpf

How the FUCK do I download this?

YES GOOD I LIKE THIS SONG

I don’t even.

Damn that’s catchy~

mbulteau:

achivementstilllocked:

mbulteau:

emotionallyreceptiveunicorn:

pixiesstolemyapples:

polyglotplatypus:

void-bee:

polyglotplatypus:

dadfriend-tm:

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

… cashiers dont have chairs where you live? wtf

in america: if youre not standing, youre not working

in europe if youre working youre working. chairs help you. what the fuck is up wih america

HOLD UP

PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES GET TO SIT WHILE WORKING???

I had a job once where if we even leaned against something we were considered lazy. “If you can lean you can clean!”

“If you tell me that, you’re a feckin’ twat”

For real though the assumption in America seems to be that the customer wants to see your hard work which is probably the dumbest

How about mutual respect and we leave it at that? Tends to work out pretty well.

Oh, the absolute worst part is the whole “the customer is always right” policy most stores have because I can tell you first hand that the customer is almost never right. when I worked at a cold sandwhich shop, this one customer insisted we had hot sandwhiches but we kept telling him we didn’t. Another time this one woman let her child STAND on the table and hit the hanging lights which made the whole light bar sway while her other kid wasted all our ice.

universequartz:

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

deep-sea-prince:

I tried to get an egg
The shell is stuck to the carton

jennypizzas:

jennypizzas:

this is the best scene in steven universe

im drunk and i cant stop laughing at this