starkeaton:

mardu-dad:

kaijuno:

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

18 genders in pokemon. Some are weak to others

builds my 6 person friend group with several different genders to minimize weaknesses

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

My brain just runs on autopilot when I’m streaming, zero thoughts go into my words, I don’t know why that makes me laugh like an anime villain

me: *handily defeats mine enemies*

me:

oh. yea.

Local girl regularly forgets she’s a demon.

adelaide-ill-omens:

lesbx:

this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

Then yall will love this other one of theirs’

sushinfood:

enrique262:

My favorite moment from Videogamedunkey, his fight against one of the temple guardians from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

this is the best video ever

songsofwaterandnight:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

it’s 2am and me and @birdsareblooming​ just read the wikipedia synopsis of cruel ellie the girlboss

bonus:

DARYA Nooooo🤣🤣

clowniconography:

clowniconography:

clowniconography:

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*

shut up about zelda, shut up about locked tomb, shut up about spn. this is the only character tagged in this post that i approve of

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I am no bestie of yours

thee-most-unserious-nigga:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

kingscrown666:

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru:

wizardlizardinhislair:

araku-validrava:

autisticexpression:

adrnired:

kestrelsparverius:

la-pou-belle:

capitalism-and-analytics:

fremedon:

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

jenivi:

glumshoe:

sailor-lady:

glumshoe:

forestdwellingrat:

glumshoe:

countesspetofi:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

This is the worst addition to this post

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

What are you laughing at over there Jon?

“Oh, it would take way to long too explain…. its a three Eggman situation”

Wait. Back to Treasure Island. Are you telling me Disney accidentally canonified omegaverse?

lgbt-tiktoks:

i have the urge to cut my hair with a sword while looking at my reflection to symbolize leaving my simple life for the much more dangerous life of an adventurer against the wishes of my family