Peridot theory (Steven Universe)

marshybot:

Thought I’d contribute. After the last episode (Friend Ship), I noticed something kind of interesting about Peridot: She has absolutely no idea how her own gadgets work.

I mean look. Here she is being completely surprised that her stasis ability even works:

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And here she is being shocked by the power of own arm cannon:

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And even though we’ve seen her helicoptering around for a while, she still seems to be inexperienced with it:

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I like the theory but not the “forgive her” part

applenotes-whooves:

((Notepad 7))

the-magical-crawdad:

siriusblaque:

yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
  • mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
  • fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief — they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
  • were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake

Let’s go deeper

  • Mermaid dryads tied to a whole kept forest, fins and hair perfectly camouflaged with their natural habitat. They drift serenely through their gardens until it is threatened, when the whole kelp forest turns on the attacker and drags it down to its death.
  • Elementally aligned mermaids - air-aligned mermaids leap joyously from the water and glide on tough fins, punching through the surface of the water like tiny spears of silver-blue. Fire-aligned mermaids drawn to deep volcanic vents, blind and sickly-white with teeth that fit together like a sieve.
  • Kraken mermaids.
Rose, didn't I give you a gypsy once?

a-random-mod:

rosexknight:

Not that I remember? I got Libido from you, and she’s a romance novel author. I don’t remember getting any other characters, though I could be wrong…

Then it was probably dracini or poni

WAIT NO, ROSE IT WAS FOR YOU!

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Soft Psalm who I traded you for Agate.

Rose, didn't I give you a gypsy once?

rosexknight:

Not that I remember? I got Libido from you, and she’s a romance novel author. I don’t remember getting any other characters, though I could be wrong…

Then it was probably dracini or poni

Why does everyone think the SU fandom sucks? I'm new here
Anonymous

sketchinetch:

themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

Because I consider myself apart of the Steven Universe fandom I can’t really answer this without sounding bias but If you ask me only a very small minority of the fandom suck but unfortunately they tend to get the most attention when it comes to how people see the Steven Universe fandom. I try to look at the positive things in the fandom like the incredibly talented artists that make fantastic artwork, or the people of all different shapes and sizes who get to cosplay characters they love and feel comfortable and confident or the people who come up with great theories and hilarious posts. I feel like all these people really show what SU represents, it’s just a shame not everyone thinks so.  

tl;dr  focus on the positive, nothing’s perfect! 

Replace “Steven Universe” with “My Little Pony” and maybe people will realize how bronies have been saying this exact same thing for years.

More like ripped leg off

More like ripped leg off

I made a fusion one time... oh deer lord I must have been drunk, and I don't even drink! I was joking around, you see my friend drew a picture of a humanized version of 2 FNaF characters dancing. and one thing led to another...

scraps-is-busy:

Fusions are always interesting, in a way. I always did like the concept of two characters becoming one character. 

Did someone say deer lord?

theskyexists:

phantomrose96:

“Hey! Get your Touch-Stuffs off me!” Peridot screams, because she doesn’t fucking know what hands are.

PERIDOT YOU FLEW TO EARTH IN A HAND

No, she flew to earth in a touch-stuff

michaelskanks:

what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center

“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something” 

“i’m gonna prank them so hard”

“joey no”

“im gonna say i’m satan”

“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”