Silver Tongue

asian:
“ frizzazz:
“ asian:
“ I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly” ”
I like shellys glasses
”
Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday
”

frizzazz:
asian:
I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly”
I like shellys glasses
Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday

seedy:

if leonardo di caprio can wait 23 years for his oscar then y’all can wait for the damn light to turn green for more than 0.1 seconds before beeping at me tyvm

bizarrolord:

socialjusticewargames:
I think the main problem with Tumblr social justice is that so little of it is done out of care and compassion. Mostly, people seem to call problematic stuff out due to of a desire to feel superior.
The basic sentiment seems to be “You’re being problematic! I’m sure glad that I’m not as awful as you are.”
^EXACTLY THIS

thatsthat24:

Please let this be a photo that is used in future high school history textbooks

rosexknight:

spaceportfloozy:
“you shouldn’t like that character because they’re a terrible person”
look my guy i pulled this character right out of the dumpster fair and square and i’m keeping him
@bestest-birb this is you and your trash.

How I imagine @thewinterwulf adopted bucky

When the Bard tries to pull of a “magic trick”

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

somethingdnd:
feazelblahg:
somethingdnd:
Can we please refer to Weird Al as “The Bard” from now on
I think Shakespeare still has a hold on that name
They can share.

Post the first starter Pokemon you’ve used for each generation!

ask-raricow:

Come in Twilight and strip down, I’m getting measurements done now.

deoxyrebornicleic:

fucking leave him alone, michael, jesus christ