pastel-crow:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimetony:

connorclang:

slimetony:

kansalainen:

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

Remember when soap was just about being clean? Sex is everything. Everything is sex. Stand back and watch the magic happen!

#my mom got this for me as a stocking stuffer for christmas when I was like 16 and it was the worst set of signals like#you smell bad and can’t get laid: the soap

Stop airing my business like that!! it was in the tags for a reason stop[!!!

hey all you people: tumblr user slimetony smelled bad when he was 16

NOT TRUE BAD NO NO NO NO BAD

a first glance, I thought that was motor oil

@silver-tongues-blog it is

Pretty sure it’s soap because of the words on it.

qozxe:

Fuck off with that shit

@kilalabunnies

Had a nice conversation about politics with you tonight College librarians. They are Sanders supporters as well

just-shower-thoughts:

“My two cents” has been in use since the twenties but has never been adjusted for inflation; opinions are becoming increasingly worthless.

tuhmblr-logic:

anti-stupidity-anti-sjw:

fluffy-luffy:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

realjusticewesteros:

egalitarianaquagirl:

salty-nigga-senpai:

boyonetta:

nostlenne:

foreskin-salesman:

the-strong-silent-typist:

in-all-conscience:

kenyanxgyal:

there isn’t a single decision you made today without looking thru the lens of patriarchy.

Patriarchy made me order a buffalo chicken wrap today.

Patriarchy made me click like on cat pictures.

i’m eating a cookie bc of the patriarchy

So it was patriarchy that made me put on a sweater instead of a sundress? Not this abominable cold snap?

The patriarchy made me write gay porn.

Patriarchy bought me Gatorade and Cheetos.

I recently bought every single comic with Aquagirl in it, because of the patriarchy

Patriarchy made me spend most of my day reading Black Widow comics, apparently.

-Dany

Patriarchy drove me to drink

Patriarchy made me smoke weed

Patriarchy made me reblog this post again.

Patriarchy made me eat lemon cookies for breakfast. 

Patriarchy made me buy sodas in glass bottles rather than cans

tag-your-oc:

Tag your oc that could fall down the stairs and their first instinct would be to take a selfie of their nosebleed/bruises.
You know the one.

heyitsmcradical:

(INK ME UP INSIDE)

CAN’T INK UP

(INK ME UP INSIDE)

chesp-rowlet:

theawesomeshadowwolf:

confirmed evolution chain for Rowlett

I’m Sorry

mothurs:

your friend group will gradually get gayer and gayer throughout the years 

emilyblunts: