Silver Tongue

gearholder:

captainbritish:

Morbid curiosity compelled me to click on this clickbait article about Elder Scrolls VI, I really don’t know what I was expecting.

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hehehehehh :y

overwatch

chefpyro:

>One of the main plot points/conflicts is an uprising of artificial intelligences

>Only two playable androids in the game

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Clearly blizzard is racist against robots

prokopetz:

If you want to get a clear idea of what sort of people are writing for Steven Universe, you need to understand that the most recent episode used a life-or-death battle at the Earth’s core as a setup for a completely straight-faced joke about the notoriously awkward positioning of the analogue joystick on the Nintendo 64 controller.

#writer goals

rubyxsapphire25:

This show really gets the reality sometimes… even at this kind of issue.

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

diapercat:

vrabia:

bug-blood:

he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage 

i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time

@roachchan @jubeimuffins

awkwardphotosofdipper:
“ concern
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remember when an image of this scene was leaked and his arms were blurred? Remember when everyone thought he had turned to self harm or bill made him cut himself and thought they were scars?

awkwardphotosofdipper:

concern

remember when an image of this scene was leaked and his arms were blurred? Remember when everyone thought he had turned to self harm or bill made him cut himself and thought they were scars?

vivelareysistance:

“rey’s not dramatic enough to be a skywalker”

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slimetony:
“ connorclang:
“ slimetony:
“ kansalainen:
“ thesufjanstevensmodel5000:
“ Remember when soap was just about being clean? Sex is everything. Everything is sex. Stand back and watch the magic happen!
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#my mom got this for me as a stocking...

slimetony:

connorclang:

slimetony:

kansalainen:

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

Remember when soap was just about being clean? Sex is everything. Everything is sex. Stand back and watch the magic happen!

#my mom got this for me as a stocking stuffer for christmas when I was like 16 and it was the worst set of signals like#you smell bad and can’t get laid: the soap

Stop airing my business like that!! it was in the tags for a reason stop[!!!

hey all you people: tumblr user slimetony smelled bad when he was 16

NOT TRUE BAD NO NO NO NO BAD

a first glance, I thought that was motor oil