stanley’s life in a nutshell
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#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.
what “progressive” education in america is turning into.
THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT
what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2.
I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.
8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13
YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13
WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL
GODDAMMIT
My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
As a former math teacher, get me drunk and ask me about the Common Core. I’ll yell at you for like an hour.
And people wonder why homeschooling continues to grow in popularity. We want a far better, secular, education for our kids.
Even if you take 3 from 8 to make the question 5+5, there is still 3 left over and IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE YOU CAN’T JUST DELETE NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT’S BULLSHIT.
According to the teachers logic, any problem can equal any number without any reason why.
Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream
THATS IT THATS THE THING
i have anosmia (the inability to smell) and i am also ace, it’s literally the same thing and you would think its a joke that they don’t do that… but they do, it’s not even a stretch
Dear men,
Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether.
Dear women,
Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body.
(Credit: byefelipe on Instagram)
Yesssss
Bless this 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Fuck these nerds.
Don’t fuck those nerds. That’s what they want.
See how our views of Pluto have changed through the years! More at: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/newhorizons/main/index.html
Human Instincts: Fight or Flight, infant suckling, jerking during the sensation of falling, etc.
Not Human Instincts: Following a woman for 7 blocks because you like the size of her body parts.
Imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched
Dipper Pines as Hannibal.
If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post
This, coming from the same network whose favorite doctor argues Michelle Obama is too fat to be credible on nutrition.
I know we all say we should burn Fox News to the ground but like…honestly. We should burn Fox News to the ground.
What the fuck
this is so nasty
…are they serious? How can anyone take this ‘news’ network seriously. Disgusting.
They are literally sitting in a circle discussing ways to make overweight people feel bad about stuff.
