egalitarianqueen:

guccijoker-moved:

But mister, I’ve seen scary. And you ain’t got his smile.

Damaged boy has to go

squeakthewritepony:

fixyourwritinghabits:

tyleroakley:

foervraengd:

“Is this Purple?”

“Yes”

“WHAT THE FUUUCK”

okay i’m crying now

whops mistake reblog I’M LEAVING IT BECAUSE IT’S COOL GODDAMNIT

Oh Goodness, this is kind of amazing when you think about it. Or even when you don’t think about it.

This is amazing.

Imagine if ruby and sapphire fall off a cliff like amethyst did that one time and ruby just plummets to the ground while sapphire gracefully floats down.

mjpou88:

catpunz:

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

Same

slimeportal:

lavenderharmony:

metalgirlysolid:

clientlost:

metalgirlysolid:

metal-queer-solid:

crushwhatsweak:

metal-queer-solid:

crushwhatsweak:

metal-queer-solid:

crushwhatsweak:

Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control.

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5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down.

Football sucks and you can suck me from the back.

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Penalties will be assessed on the kickoff.

I hope you get hit by an ambulance and die.

You’re ejected from the game.

Wheres one for “no true scotsman”? I need to have more of these!

Here you go:
http://imgur.com/a/QDbyt#0

Wonderful! Love it!

IS LOGICAL FALLACY REF A MEME NOW??????

Why not, I’ve seen people using it

plus it’s something this site desperately needs

I for one welcome this new meme overlord to protect the logic of arguments.

Terrible things the Steven Universe fandom has done so far

hoofprint-is-spooky:

saiyanshredder:

  • Threatened cosplayers and artists who don’t look or draw what they feel is “appropriate” to the show.
  • Removing artists captions/tags from art posted on websites like Tumblr and/or reposting art in general.
  • Frantically denying or making excuses for how character relationships are treated in the show (Ruby and Sapphire, Pearl and Rose, Pearl and Garnet, etc.)
  • Bastardizing characters for acting or reacting realistically to relatable situations (especially Pearl).
  • Spreading false information through the use of parody blogs as well as citing said sources when saying inflammatory things to the Steven Universe crew.
  • Leaking screenshots or episode synopses that were not meant to be leaked.
  • Chastising people who make nsfw content of the show when a.) a majority of said people put a specific tag on it that can easily be blacklisted to prevent people from seeing it (Stephen Galaxy) and b.) the creators actively encourage people to ship what they want, think what they want, and create what they want.
  • Harassing crew members like Matt Burnett and Ian Jones Quartey over Twitter with incessantly stupid or backwards questions/notions (often with hilarious burns from Matt).
  • Posting REAL REVIEWS to the Keystone Motel in Florida that can physically hurt said business in real life.

I’m sure I’ve missed a few things so feel free to add to this paltry list of transgressions these clods keep committing.

You left out

- Tried to bar others from watching/enjoying the show because of the desire to guard their pure fandom from others.

But that’s a pretty good list.

Don’t forget

-Demands more in depth characters and representation of mental illnesses only to complain when said mental illness is portrayed accurately (Like people freaking out over onion who is probably autistic)

addsapphire:

I love how calm greg was throughout this entire episode like he finds sapphire unfused and freezing over their entire motel room and he’s just like “oh no where’s the other one.” And steven’s freaking out but greg is just like “nah lets just give them some space and get breakfast in the morning.” How much lesbian alien drama has this man witnessed. Like this was definitely a repeat occurrence for him and he just took it in stride like “shit happens, I’ve seen worse.” I just keep imagining little Greg when he’s first getting involved with the gems and he’s expecting a bunch of cool magical alien stuff but instead it’s like he walked right into an episode of the L word like this man has Seen Some Shit in his life like he is so numb to this right now

Hey there little askers.

askthetimemaster:

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It’s time for Lessons with Master!



I have received lots of letters from you all, and while some of them are very useful and will be used in the next few posts, most of them are either poorly timed, or downright unusable. So now I’ll be helping you all out by showing you examples of good, bad, and ugly questions. HERE WE GO!

Good

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These are good because they are about current events, and interacting with the character who is the focus of the post! I’m not asking for spelling or punctuation perfection or that you speak perfect english, because that’s just rude and I often need someone to read over what I am writing to make sure that my spelling is on key.

Bad

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This is a bad ask. Not only has the asker not been reading the blog, but is also asking Starry who Starry is, meaning it’s no good. This isn’t an ugly ask.

Ugly

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Here we go. This is an Ugly ask. Ugly asks like this spoil the story to the character, try to rush the plot along, insert their own OCs, or try to influence the events in a way that ruins the story. Please avoid these at all costs.

With this in mind, you can send in asks that will be used in posts with the Master!

notwhatihadnmind:

almanachouse:

Too soon.

Noooooooooooooooooo

It’s been years. How is this too soon?

avian-asshole:

I am a stale cheeto puff

Could be worse. You could be a cheeto puff at the bottom of the ocean.