Silver Tongue

sansserifaster:

someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack
me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what

cosmosbadger:

steven’s chatting with the cluster and the gems are being heroic in their own way

laddermatch:

lesbienjolras:
imagine making friends with someone, and you get on really well and become pretty close. you’ve been friends for a few months when they tell you, “i need to show you something.” you watch in awe as they open twitter, log into the account @dril, and make a tweet right before your eyes. what would you do
Originally posted by livelovelaugh-with-varshajain

rikun85:

Someone was going to make this joke sooner or later.

Bucky: (side-eyeing Sam) (speaking in Russian) So Natasha, what am I supposed to do with this Sriracha stuff?
Natasha: (in Russian) It's spicy, put it on anything, it's really good. Why are you glaring at Sam like that?
Bucky: (in Russian) I'm pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on eggs?
Natasha: (in Russian) Oh, fantastic. I'm going to glare at Steve and pretend to talk shit. Yes, it's great on eggs.
Bucky and Natasha: (scowling at Sam and Steve)
Sam: The fuck is going on over there.
Steve: I don't know but I don't like it.
Bucky: (in Russian) This is the most fun I've had since 1944.
Natasha: (high-fives Bucky)