Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE. KILIMANJARO? BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES? BEEN AND DONE. FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP. NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.
reblogging today as appropriate
A little painting of Rowlet started after watching the Sun and Moon trailer earlier this week, which showed off the gen 7 starters (watch it here if you haven’t yet!) - Rowlet instantly caught my eye. :) I had a little time earlier today to finish it up, so here it is!
Why….. does this exist
the furries officially endorse trump
No we really dont
Surprisingly, a minority of furries are pro-Republican.
Just to let you guys know the original image is here, least i’m fairly sure it’s the original >w>
Ooh, that’s a very good point. And now that you mention it, the hat does look photoshopped in.
Thank you sabersecretstash for finding the source and revealing the nefarious nature of hat photoshopping for political gain! Hats should never be photoshopped. They deserve better.
remember that one kid who photoshopped a “swag” hat on his head and got called out on it?
Why don’t we do a blank character that’s not a pony to finish it off? =D
why not do the demon creator?
Commission for @silver-tongues-blog! Their character Lapis Lazuli… UBERFIED. Figured that a pony that wants to take over all the oceans would transform into something a little fishy, hence the Siren parts.
Reblogging because I remembered how cool this was.
In the future when I have money I might get one of agate
I’VE GOT A FREE AFTERNOON SO WHY NOOOOT
You can see the previous batches of Uberizations here!
Spots are limited! Just message me if you want to grab one.
Go get an uber they are so rad!
Steven Universe episode 1: Steven thinks he can only use magic by eating ice cream!
Steven Universe episode 80: Steven pacifies a writhing mass of the fractured souls of millions who should be dead in order to prevent them from wiping out all life
