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fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:

long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:

pugchacho:

itsafunnyoldlife:

strayleea:

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

k-m-anthony:

Today in “things I like about Steven Universe,” the Cluster.

There’s a tendency in fantasy media to create “acceptable targets” – basically, people it’s “okay” to kill. Zombies are “okay” to kill because they’re not “really alive” in the first place. They’re more like a plague than they are like people.

It doesn’t matter if you shoot them in the skull, if you blow off their limbs, make them bleed, make them writhe, make them howl, make them suffer. Whatever. You’re not murdering people. You’re curing a plague.

With a shotgun.

You know, like, check your humanity at the door. You don’t need it here. This is a world where there’s no reason not to be violent, a fantasy world where the name of the game is murdering dozens or hundreds or thousands of people without having to worry about that weird, pesky thing called a conscience.

And, hey, if you don’t get that, then you’re just…weak, or whatever, and you’re probably going to die or get someone else killed because those are the only options in this world we’ve created, and if you’re sitting there, wringing your hands, then you’re missing the point.

You don’t get it. Don’t you get it? Killing is okay now. Maiming is okay now. It’s good. It’s admirable. It’s even necessary. And it’s always unconditionally justified. At least as long as you’re aiming at the acceptable targets.

Hell, as long as you’re doing that, it doesn’t even matter who you hit in the meantime. It’s all okay. It’s unconditionally justified.

It doesn’t matter if Superman crushed half of Metropolis. He had to. It’s justified. Zod was a monster. He had to be stopped. Reactionary violence against a big enough threat, real or perceived, is always okay and always worth it. And if anyone else dies in the process, then…okay. Who cares?

We love creating these stories where mass murder is the only way out.

And it would have been easy to do that with the Cluster.

When the fusion experiments were introduced, they were basically played up for shock value. Body horror. Disembodied hands and feet, sewn together, writhing around on the floor and screaming digitally distorted screams.

It was far and away the most extreme thing Steven Universe had ever explicitly shown on-screen – and presented in such an unexpectedly tense and overtly terrifying way that I remember coming on here and posting a little trigger warning for people in all the other time zones.

It would have been easy to say, “Well, okay, so…this would be a mercy killing. I mean, these Gems technically died years ago, anyway. These are just their remnants, all twisted up and tortured. It’s okay to end them now.”

But I’m glad they were only initially shocking. Eventually, kind of cute. And, ultimately, sympathetic.

“Is that a weapon?”

No.

The Cluster is not a weapon.

Or a monster.

It’s not even scary.

It’s pretty. And it’s sad. And it’s trying. But it needs help.

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Pictured: the Cluster. A group of traumatized, broken, desperate people lashing out in ways that are hurtful and destructive to the world around them because they don’t feel whole, and they don’t know how to cope with that.

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Pictured: the Cluster. A group of traumatized, broken, desperate people who don’t want to hurt anyone. Who just need a little bit of patience, a little bit of understanding, a space where they can exist and heal in peace, and the support of other people like themselves.

“Shard, meet shard.”

The Cluster: Like all the Crystal Gems. Like me. Like a lot of us.

A shit ton of superheroes: *recruit underage kids to be their sidekicks and/or fight in their battles*
Everyone: nice!
Tony Stark: *brings peter parker to what he doesn't think will turn into a fight, designs him a safer suit just in case, tells him to keep his distance and web people up, sends him home the second he takes a hard hit*
Everyone: i can't believe Actual Villain™ tony stank blackmailed poor innocent peter into being his Actual Child Slave™

mypersonalitymightbeillegal:

shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan:

colorfulstormuniverse:

danisontnonfire:

c-sharp-harmonic-minor:

shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan:

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

I love how every musician knows exactly what this is and what it means

I hate this

I haven’t properly played my flute in two years and I still understand this

I love how this is still circulating, and that it’s not just musicians that reblog this. 90% of children had to endure this torture

I just sung it in my head and now I’m consumed with rage

Fuck you, my music teacher wouldn’t let me play recorder with everyone because I skipped ahead and learned the more advanced songs when i shouldnt

pianopumpkin:

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JASPERTALE

darlinghogwarts:
“ Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.
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darlinghogwarts:

Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.

gemsforsocialjustice:

Stop saying characters who act slightly different are autistic.

Stop saying characters that are both male and friends are gay. 

Stop saying characters who don’t act like their gender norms are trans. 

Stop saying characters who never mention anything about sex are asexual.

Because these “headcanons” keep harmful stereotypes from finally dying off.

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when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right

#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop

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#can we turn kaiba into a llama

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PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?

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#does kaiba dress in drag??

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i hate you all

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.

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“You threw off my groove!”

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“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”

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What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?

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#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?

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“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

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“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

What would that make Joey???

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#Rebecca should be the wife 

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#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w> 

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“Kurikurikuri??”

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“No nonONONONONONO-”

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“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG

Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene

So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?

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The Big 5 turning into animals

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“Get them!”

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“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”

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“You’re excused.”

Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.

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“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”

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“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”

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#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?

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i hate all 126,000 of you

OH MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING, YES

This just pure gold! XD

mbulteau:

gaylor-moon:

kevkapallazzo:

just-shower-thoughts:

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

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Jesus christ

The reality is much stranger than that, because there is no evidence to show that the life of a toy would ever end unless its entire body were vaporized or melted. If toys could die like living creatures, the monstrosities created by Sid would be impossible.

It stands to reason, then, that if a toy were to get permanently stuck and become isolated somewhere (say, some worse variation of Lotso’s fate), unlike a living creature which can eventually die of thirst or starvation, it would have no way of ending its own misery, 

Frankly, I don’t know which one’s worse.