Shitty Parenting 101
Kid: Can I get my eyes checked? Things are starting to get blurry.
Parent: -Sighs loudly- Stop complaining already, you don't need glasses.
Kid: It's really hard for me to breathe sometimes. Do I have asthma?
Parent: For the last time you don't have asthma. Maybe if you worked out a bit more you could breathe better.
Kid: Can you wait for the allergy medicine to kick in? The pollen and dust makes my nose really itchy.
Parent: I have allergies too and you don't see me complaining.
Kid: I think I might be depressed...
Parent: What are you sad about? You have a good life.
Kid: I think I might have anxiety issues...
Parent: What do you have to be anxious or stressed about?
Kid: My chest hurts.
Parent: You're such a hypochondriac.
Kid: Can I see a therapist?
Parent: Why? So you can tell them about how much you hate us?
Kid: -Doesn't do all the dishes/chores expertly-
Parent: You are the fucking laziest person I have ever met!
Kid: -Does a lot of extra chores very nicely-
Parent: -Doesn't say a word-
Kid: I really want to focus on my school work more...
Parent: You're doing a sport.
Kid: -Listens to music they like-
Parent: How are you even part of this family?
Kid: I don't really believe in God...
Parent: -Looks up Christian camps to send them-
Kid: I think I like this person (of the same sex)
Parent: You are NOT dating them. As long as you're under this roof you are straight. Wait, scratch that, I'm not going to support you through college if that's what you're going to be doing. That's so wrong.
Kid: -Tries to act more like who they feel on the inside-
Parent: I don't like it. You should do more of this, and that.

bogleech:

voiceactresskurutta:

themockingcrows:

i love character development

What’s great is how they demonstrate it in her visually. Her old outfit has her in tall boots, a long dress, and a hat. It’s so covering that it gives a sense of her being closed off. Especially her postures in standing such as to take up as little space as possible - holding her book to her chest like a shield.

But now she’s more confident. She can let her book by her side. Her outfit it way more open - sneakers, shorts, uncovered hair, an open collar. She’s standing with her legs apart and has no qualms holding a bigarse sword that’s basically the size of herself. She’s allowing herself to take up more space because she doesn’t feel as in the way or estranged from the people of the city. Instead of being surprised at the car going around the corner, she’s overflowing with excitement that she never felt in her life before getting involved with the gems. She’s ready for adventure. Ready to keep growing.

Connie is v important. <333

One thing I especially like about Connie’s writing is that we’ve all seen these shy, quiet characters “come out of their shell” in thousands of other series and films, and it’s usually because a more extroverted and assertive person comes by to “fix” them.

But with Connie and Steven, Steven is the more sensitive, naive and innocent of the two, and he’s already seen her as perfect exactly the way she was from the moment they met, accepting and liking everything about her. Her changes are completely her own, because a healthy relationship has given her confidence to be herself.

Weeeeeehhhhhh

I don’t wanna go to work

a-random-snorlax:

tenaflyviper:

The Tupperware cupboard is the American, middle-class, suburban equivalent to the Viet Cong’s punji sticks.

Find a spot to cram whatever container you’re trying to put away, cross yourself, and RUN.  And pray for the next sorry soul that needs to put away their leftover slices of pizza.

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I really hope the gif plays.

thekingkez:

man that new Animal Crossing character is really weird.

twofingerswhiskey:

i just saw a video of someone harassing kids near a minions display and it was really fucking horrible so:

don’t fucking harass kids for liking minions

they are children

it’s something that makes them happy

it’s okay to hate on minions

just don’t fucking scream at or harass kids for liking minions stuff

same goes for anything really (frozen, angry birds, MLP, etc)

don’t be a douche to kids in public for internet points it’s not funny 

bees-bees-fear:

zerotide:

moxxis:

vinesnow:

what is aim - more vines

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You don’t need to be a better shot, you just need to fire more bullets.

I’m pretty sure anything on the other end of that is super dead

A werewolf would survive unless they are all silver