Silver Tongue

*Ze votes guilty*
Chilled: “He’s totally a bad guy. One hundred percent.”
…

me on a date: so are you excited for zelda wii u?
them: ugh no. the graphics look terrible, it looks just as childish as wind waker and--
me,shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry but I have to go home right now immediately

thecommonchick:

when you jammin to JB too hard and you grab a hot mic

zyruma:

oh, i know lots of things.
i went to college.

cockatielcutie:

the absolute best gif the MLP fandom ever produced is this one

Totes just fucked a dragon.

lucky

brain: remember kyle xy
me: i didn't even watch that show, but yeah
brain: yeah
me: why'd you remind me of it
brain: yeah

Steven Bombs

daizukedzk:

Steven Bomb
Steven Bomb 2.0
FUCKING STEVEN BOMB 3.0!

Person 1: (sad headcanon)
Person 2: how dare you
Person 2: (draws it)
Person 1: how dare you

missashleyng:

DID THE OFFICIAL SONIC TUMBLR ACCOUNT JUST REFERENCE GAME GRUMPS??????????????