insomniac-arrest:

uncomfortable–>wow thanks–>initiating it herself

aabluedragon:

Don’t talk to me or my 50,000,000,000 lesbians ever again

greenwithenby:

The shards unanimously start chanting “no” when Steven tells them they’ll destroy the earth if they form;

these Crystal Gems, even after having their consciousnesses shattered to the point where they have “no idea who they are or what’s happening around them”, and being left all alone for thousands of years, still wish to protect the earth at their core.

dont’ you mean at earths core?

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

ghost-y:

Steven Universe episode 1: Steven thinks he can only use magic by eating ice cream!

Steven Universe episode 80: Steven pacifies a writhing mass of the fractured souls of millions who should be dead in order to prevent them from wiping out all life

kyosplosion:

stop me please

pansexualkiba:

• “You AGAIN?! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?!”
  
• “You sayin’ this guy’s a cop?!” “Worse. He’s a reporter.”
  
• “I’m getting schnitzel’d left and right. I cannot even sell the bunion cream!”
  
• “I wanna do an expose. Maybe a coffeebook – I don’t drink coffee, maybe a chai tea latte book.”
  
• “The only crime I’ve ever committed is making my goodies unlawfully delicious!”
  
• “I noticed you have three G’s tattooed onto the back of your neck. That’s appropriate, since there are three strikes against you.”
  
• “THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGOOOOOO A WITCH DONE PUT A SPELL ON MEEEEEE”
  
• “I just wanna go home and hibernate.”
  
• “It’s true. I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. I’d rather live life to the extreme.”
  
• “Grandma, what’s this?” “Oh! I-It says ‘World’s Greatest Grandma’!” “Grandma, I can read. It says, ‘Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators’.”
  
• “Sweet tea and biscuits! We gotta do something!” “I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible.”
  
• “No. Not prison! NOT FOR A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!“ 
  

ravenclaw-hoe:

silver-tongues-blog:

The cluster reaching out in pain

It reminds me of part of the pyramid temple mural

also, looking at it now, she has a triangle hair and some sort of eyeware. No clue what the significance of this is but maybe it was a peridot who came up with the idea of the cluster anyways

Hear me out everyone: This part of the mural is a “future vision” of Peridot going down in the drill to help/ kill the cluster. 

…still think it could the a (yellow) diamond tho…

I like that theory but does that mean rose quartz is going to return?

terezi-discourse:

just-shower-thoughts:

Future Me is constantly fucked over by Present Me, who should have learned after being fucked over by Past Me