ridge:

GO AWF

cummied:

dansinginthestreet:

jessandhersillyblog:

“Big gay” 

who is the big gay

boss battle

nenetlavril:

deducecanoe:

dark-pika:

back-before-the-dawn:

the-rain-monster:

villainsbar-blog:

Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.

No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston

I choked on my drink

I’m in tears holy shit

I ship it

I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes.

maliciousmelons:

shan-aniki:

maliciousmelons:

who needs a smart phone when you can get the Z Phone

is that a bedazzled blackberry from like 2003

no its a fucking Z Phone

yungterra:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

In other news, my boyfriend’s perfect hair is still perfect

what the fuck ok

rosexknight:

iatethebiscuit:

Some people are saying Merida’s Rumple’s mother, some are saying she’s Zelena and Robin’s daughter. Who’s with me on both?

Zelena has her baby, they send the baby back in time because nobody wants that fucking baby, and she has Rumple. It sounds crazy enough.

What’s sad is that this show might actually do that XD

rosexknight:

Oh man this feels nice. Walking out of my store with the sun being out? Hell yeah!

Lucky. I still have eight and a half hours before I’m off.

cockyhorror:

martymcflysexual:

someone youre not interested in: “hey ;)”

you: “good afternoon, 

Good afternoon, bosom buddy

waylonpark:

This is my fav tweet of all time