communistzebra:

odditymall:

The Kingii is an emergency life preserver that you can strap right to your wrist that inflates in seconds and brings you straight to the surface of the water.

http://odditymall.com/kingii-wristband-emergency-flotation-device

This is such a good idea and maybe the manufacturers should design a way to make it automatically inflate if someone passes out but idk how you would do that

To do that, they would need to have a heart rate moniter and if it drops below a specific BPM, it would automatically inflate

adustintime:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

ouyangdan:

i hate everything

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE MMM WHATCHYA SAY
BUT IT’S SO MUCH BETTER

OMG YA’LL ARE SICK GENIUSES 

This is so beyond brilliant. I’m so happy!!

ruby-orca-616:

genderspatial:

nyapping:

nyapping:

why doesn’t anyone talk about that yoshi song that sounds like they’re just chanting “eat asshole” 

Not as good as Vagina Pineapple. 

I’m crying

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

Tumblr and Pokemon part 4!

Part 1 2 3

OH MY FUCKING GOD KOTAKU NO

krunkidile:

uberchain:

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IT 

WAS 

A SHITPOST

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It’s too late. Kotaku has blown the lid off of this juicy expose. Pauling/Scoutmama is cannon.

Or she was investigating scouts mom because scouts mom was having a sexual relationship with the enemy spy which could be a major security breach. you know, the thing Pauline is mostly in charge of? Keeping the secret things secret?

excuse you your art is amazing

True but not as amazing as yours

Everyone go follow sweet-poni Because she is an awesome person who makes a bunch of cool art way better than mine, she’s always selling adopts and she has only 400 followers and deserves more

terrible cinnamon roll, not right for the world, just throw it away

rosexknight:

dracini:

shitnarou:

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Finally a representation of me

Or Gallows XD

Or Lapis

therubberfruit:

Wario’s bike mishap