a-random-mod:

I know I’m beautiful but I’m not beautiful in the way I want to be.

love-care-and-respect:

babylonsabby:

terresdebrume:

otpprompts:

Imagine one of your OT3 being asexual and the other two accepting that fact without leaving them out of the relationship romantically.

Okay I’m sorry my brain is stupid but all I can picture is the two sexual partners getting some sexytime in the bed after a date and the asexual on pulling the pillow on their head and going “Some people are trying to sleEP YOU ANIMALS”

And the asexual person shows up the next night while the two sexual people are trying to sleep, banging two pans together like, “I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE’ O’ YA’LL! YA’LL GET NO SLEEP CAUSE O’ ME!”

Reblogging becAUSE THAT L AST COMMENT OMFG XD

blynxee:

I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog

fatgirlopinions:

allshallknowthewondr:

fatgirlopinions:

some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws.
parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids. 

I know this post is meant for women, but this.

This post is for everyone actually, no worries. Boys and other genders can definitely experience what I’m talking about in my op.

brainbubblegum:

fornication-force-five:

nepetaleijons:

Does anyone realize Draco Malfoy’s name means Bad Dragon

Is that why he was always up Harrys ass?

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a-spoon-is-born:

rubyrosequartz:

imagine Greg just getting used to Stevonnie.  Every now and then, he leaves Steven and Connie alone in a room to get snacks and comes back to one large hungry child instead of two small ones and it’s just like “oh hey Stevonnie!”

and sometimes Stevonnie calls him “dad,” sometimes “Mr. Universe,” sometimes it gets jumbled up like “Mr. Dadiverse” or “Dadster Universe” and it’s still just casual and Stevonnie doesn’t notice and Greg still loves them the same.  

I just love the Steven-Greg-Connie family dynamic and I want to see all of it

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Originally posted by miss-tyrannosaurus-jess

Dadster Universe

I imagine that he also understands that stevonnie is a separate being from steven and connie because fusion is more than just two people sharing a body.

alohastateomind:

facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

Omg

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

I thought it said “tomatoes” and got very confused

slimeportal:

grim-resolve:

slimeportal:

ask-ash-in-equestria:

morgamiester:

What is this!?!

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That is what this is.

Not everything in a reference.

The Crystal Empire is run by a Safety Hazard!?

no, the one in gravity falls was there because it was a propane tank, the one in steven universe was an actual emblem

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