among all the phrases tumblr has spawned, “where is the lie?” is an interesting one to me
since the way the question is phrased implies that there usually would be a lie
“there are supposed to be lies. where are they?”
lies are normal
lies are the natural state of things
lies are the status quo
an equi-lie-brium, so to speak
Where is the lie?
did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous
I did naut hit her, its not true, it’s boollshit, I did not hith her! i did naut, Mr. Electric send her to the principal’s office and have her expelled!
Meanwhile, in the Aloha region
Minion: Boss! We gots a problem!
New Team Boss: What is it? We're the most dominant crime syndicate in the entire region!
Minion: But Boss! There's a kid who doesn't own any pokemon yet moving into a tiny town on the edge of the country.
New Team Boss: *Sweats nervously* Giovanni warned me this day would come.
