Silver Tongue

omny87:

omny87:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE

You really have lost control of your life.

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I may have gone overboard with this

egophiliac:
“TONIGHT
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thanks to everyone who came to the stream! I hope you enjoyed it! :D
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egophiliac:

TONIGHT

thanks to everyone who came to the stream! I hope you enjoyed it! :D

thedailyshow:

Michelle Wolf discusses the end of New York’s controversial tax on tampons and the taboo surrounding periods and the word “vagina.”

shinygingeous:

multiscales:

Okay, but can we talk about the Japanese Sun&Moon commercial / ad? It’s honestly the most precious thing ever????

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A Japanese kid is moving to Hawaii with his mother and loves Pokemon. 

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He stays up with his mother practicing his English so he can communicate with the new environment around him, it seems he isn’t completely fluent. 

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The next day he introduces himself in his, still budding, English and the other children don’t seem very responsive to his efforts or taken off-guard somewhat?

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Out of the blue one child starts clapping for him to show some kindness and the whole class joins in on celebrating his introduction.

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He wants to join the other kids at lunch but seems to feel awkward about it?

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He spots the kid who showed him kindness at the Pokemon Sun and Moon release. He plays the games for a while in his mom’s car and he later spots the same kids from school vibing together.

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In the end he feels encouraged about going up to approach them and introduces himself.

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They pick out starters together and become friends, they play the games in different languages. 

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It’s very, very cute. It’s a beautiful message to send that you can reach out to another person if your true and Pokemon was a push toward that, it really did a good job conveying how important friendship is. You can be friends with someone if you try, it’s just important you try to forge a bond with them and sometimes it can just happen naturally over anything. There’s something very touching and humanizing about this commercial, the music is very good vibe-ish and uplifting. The group of children is very diverse, once again showing people from many walks of life and colors uniting together to smile and have fun. 

This video is one of the few things that have made me tear up

shimdta:

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LITten hahaha get it omg I ca-

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youeitherskateoryoudie:
“ this isnt good
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youeitherskateoryoudie:

this isnt good

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deoxyrebornicleic:

All these people that try to start trouble

All those people that hurt me before?

All these people that spread lies, or twist words??

All these people that try to bring me down???

guess what fuccbois?? I’m in college learning shit I wanted to learn since I was a young skelly, ive already got a good reputation amongst the students and lecturers, and I am doing SO GOOD.

what the fuck are YOU doin? o yea, making hate blogs and spreading lies, hopefully the lecturer for ur course gives u extra credit for that ;)

nostalgia-phantom:
“ maobebe:
“ rowlet’s mega evolution looking real good
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YALL DONT HAVE ANY CHILL
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nostalgia-phantom:

maobebe:

rowlet’s mega evolution looking real good

YALL DONT HAVE ANY CHILL