Silver Tongue

ubercharge:

an angel 

yiffmaster:
“ jazzcatte:
“ clickholeofficial:
“ Find Out Your Dragon Name As Long As It Isn’t Rugarth Because That One Is Mine ” ”

imagine if someone was so salty that they weren’t the one to kill you that they heal your wounds and your lung cancer just for the chance that you might fuck up in the future and they can lord over that.

danny sexbang - no du-ts

grumpquoteoftheday:

for more terrible game grumps jokes, check out tonight’s dark souls here

(requested by @silver-tongues-blog - hey, thanks for the request!!)

[GQotD]

This was the best part of the whole episode

laughi-sapphi:

laughi-sapphi:

maybe the real cluster is the friends we made along the way

I just realized this can be literal because maybe the cluster is literally made of bits and pieces of some of the gems in the Crystal Gems army in the war

parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

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cheekymonados:

kamenrideriota:

sathinfection:

glumshoe:

take me to snurch

@bro-stoevsky we’re home

Is this Jojo Part 6?

@iceb0x

fartgallery:

me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now

plant-strong:

Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

martinidog:

coonyincognito:

skunkfrickker:

Me, a boyscout furry: I just got my knot-tying badge!

It’s one of the few achievements you get by being bottom of your class.

Oh my God