gotitforcheap:

landlord: why is the stairwell filled with potato chips?

me: aesthetic 

tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

just-shower-thoughts:

Since a birthdayparty is basically a celebration of not dying for a year, a birthday toast should recap the “close calls” of the past year, so others can be warned of the dangers you’ve survived.

rosexknight:

jackthebard:

Hearing about a friend’s hot oc for the first time like

Me with

dracini

’s Gallows.

becausebirds:

A perfect duet.

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

No, those are tomatoes. Can’t you read?

wolfnanaki:

shrrrr1mp:

emwellness:

Organic blueberry and homegrown passion fruit banana ice cream. Vegan? Of course ✅

I literally though this was a bowl of some sort of horrific newborn amphibian alien life form from a horror movie

Those who fail to learn from their past are doomed to repeat it in their future

in vinesauce we don’t say “I love you” we say “Yeah chain Gun” which translates to “I am the harbinger of death” and i think thats beautiful.

positivityandpaperstars:

official-2014:

In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”

that spoke to me

Perspective is everything.