zero-explanations:

have you ever wanted to light yourself on fire

nendocris:

jitterbugjive:

bunnnnyyy

gothvelma:

forcedintostarwars:

irhinoceri:

forcedintostarwars:

Remember when Anakin cut his son’s hand off and then immediately asked him if they could be pals as if he hadn’t just cut his son’s hand off?

Anakin’s like, “I lost four limbs… I’m not sure why he’s so upset?”

“Son, back in my day you had to crawl uphill out of a volcano when you lost a limb, you kids have it so easy.”

“goddamn entitled space millennials. why are you crying, was that your selfie hand, wuss?”

calibornsmainsqueeze:

japanese pokemon ad: this heart warming tale of bonding over pokemon no matter what language you speak

english pokemon ad: fukkin just take the starters you shitlords

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

ONE CONDITION, TAKE THAT FLESH VESSEL OFF

Originally posted by mafoo1981

sounds like something a gay fish would say

exceptdissent:

millennials have actually been so fucked over by capitalism that we created our own sub-economy using paypal and crowdfunding to basically be this socialist inner community that gives money to each other for basic survival needs. just to feed families or selves we fucking crowdfund like 50cents from people who barely are surviving themselves but maybe have an extra dollar that month and we know what goes around comes around.

loonyloomy:

“Erm, isn’t Squawk going to be cross if you mess with her translator?”

“We’re only messing with it to sort out the problems we caused by messing with her plant.”

“Great! And how are we going to sort out the problems we cause by messing with the translator?”

“Penfold, shush. We’ll worry about those problems after we’ve caused them.”

petite-pumpkin:

Yeah, it was some NPC. I think it was the Scarf mouse and Nacarat jester.
I dunno, they are kinda cute.

I FUCKING CALLED IT!