Silver Tongue

thecomfortador:

“What is that thing? A fox?”
“A bandicoot.”
“It looks like a fox. It’s like a fox. Wearing jeans.”

dirkar:

Imagine if Kanaya took an uncomfortable interest in the continuation of the human species as well.

She keeps guiding John and Roxy into bedrooms and then leaving them alone like oh don’t mind me Biologically Mature Humans I’ll just be in the other room. You two just get up to whatever you feel like. Don’t be alarmed if you hear romantic music, this speaker system is a little glitchy. Whoops, didn’t mean to drop all these rose petals. Isn’t it funny how things just happen like that?

The condom stash starts to mysteriously disappear.

Jane makes an offhand comment that she wouldn’t mind being a mother someday and wakes up to a package containing no less than 17 human baby onesies.

At one point Dirk has to sit a very distraught Kanaya down and explain to her that him and Jake aren’t going to be making babies anytime soon. It’s a very uncomfortable discussion full of terrible Dirkisms for sex and Jake’s face gets so red at one point he has to excuse himself.

Rose is laughing through all of this btw.

cicadianrhythm:
“ deadpixelplague:
“ neo-skeith:
“ doublejoeseven:
“ iquipau:
“ Rowlett - Sun and Mun starter - Handmade plush by Piquipauparro
How exiting to finally know more about Pokemon Sun and Moon :D
cant wait to add Rowlett to my pokemon...

cicadianrhythm:

deadpixelplague:

neo-skeith:

doublejoeseven:

iquipau:

Rowlett - Sun and Mun starter - Handmade plush by Piquipauparro

How exiting to finally know more about Pokemon Sun and Moon :D
cant wait to add Rowlett to my pokemon :3

ITS BEEN LIKE 12 HOURS

15 hours as of now!

@jazowl omg look at this. ;w;

Maybe the real new homestuck was the games we played along the way.

cartoonpolitics:
“ “Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they ? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus...

cartoonpolitics:

“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they ? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.” .. (George Carlin)

diadraws:

please refrain from putting your malachite on autopilot 

miwafwakes:
“ Itsa me
(And I’m very shopped)
”

miwafwakes:

Itsa me
(And I’m very shopped)

zeropro:

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No one is alone

gourgeist:
“ Noctowl & Rowlet by Amemati_0 ”
nofacednerd:
“ nofacednerd:
“ animeshowfan:
“ sindevlover:
“ chiroptophobia-and-company:
“ animeshowfan:
“ sigmatique:
“ deoxyrebornicleic:
“ nebulaenerd:
“ sigmatique:
“ nebulaenerd:
“ deoxyrebornicleic:
“ a-daydreaming-fool-for-you:
“...

nofacednerd:

nofacednerd:

animeshowfan:

sindevlover:

chiroptophobia-and-company:

animeshowfan:

sigmatique:

deoxyrebornicleic:

nebulaenerd:

sigmatique:

nebulaenerd:

deoxyrebornicleic:

a-daydreaming-fool-for-you:

deoxyrebornicleic:

rebornica:

rebornica:

laughyourheartup:

rebornica:

rebornica:

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-GIRLY SCREAMS-

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NGGGHHHHGNHGNHGN

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people are stILL REBLOGGIG ARHGJFRHJD

This

this is 7 months old how did you find this

THIS IS 2 YEARS OL D HELP M E

S T O P OMFG ITS ALMOST 3 yEARS OLD

we will never let this die

LET THIS DIE

LET THIS LIVE

chanting 

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE 

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE

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It’s your legacy, twin.

bring this back 2k16

ALWAYS REBLOG DEO SCREAMING.

QUICK REBLOB GUYS BRING IT bACK

BRING IT BCK PLS

BRING IT BACK
BRING IT BACK

BRING IT BACK BECAUSE THIS SAME SKELETON IS IN COLLEGE