higgzorz:

ssj8goku:

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

justedrecoverythings:

hannahapples:

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.”
Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

@kilalabunnies

celine-kim:

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA #15 The Mirror

 Angel of music, guide and guardian,                                                            grant to me your glory.                                                                                Angel of music, hide no longer. 

 Come to me, strange Angel!

communistbakery:

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves
student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—
teacher:stop stop stop. where?
student: hm?
teacher:where’s the “b” ??
student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

scraps-is-busy:

slimeportal:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

hacker-bot:

REPORT: Hillary’s Emails Hacked by Russia – Kremlin Deciding Whether to Release 20,000 Stolen Emails Jim Hoft May 10th, 2016 8:02 am 48 Comments Guest Post by Joe Hoft

http://terry-9.newsvine.com/_news/2016/05/10/35526637-report-hillarys-emails-hacked-by-russia-kremlin-deciding-whether-to-release-20000-stolen-emails

May 10, 2016 at 05:32PM via \hack\ newsvine

doooo iiit

I wonder why they wanted Hillary’s emails, I mean sure she has a very shady history, but I don’t recall any stories involving Russia

seemed pointless to them if you ask me

She was the secretary of defense for MANY years. She discussed military secrets in an unencrypted email server while traveling around the world. So yeah, this is a big deal, since it’s proof she willfully endangered the country’s secrets and safety on MANY occassions. 

rosexknight:

Finished $5 Commission for @silver-tongues-blog of an adorable Rowlet. Grass bird starter is the best.

Still going! https://picarto.tv/RosexKnight

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hannahismyharto:

dailybadjokes:

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

wingedvibe:

“Rowlet’s a terrible starter becau-”

silver-tongues-blog:

Penny is eating two frozen yogurts waiting at the laundromat while singing about being unsure whether or not she actually loves hammer

And when people enter the laundromat

She looks at them like she’s expecting someone who won’t show.

HMMMMM…

@rosexknight