darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

“thatkilljoy” living up to the url i see

eclecticalexandria:

ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

slay him.

I think its just a folk tale surrounding these enchanted objects. They’re very old so their story could’ve been stretched after being told so much. Hm?

Fair enough. And if magic progresses similar to science, then there would be new age magics that could detect these centuries old artifacts such as the marauders map and moodys eye.

OMG
My college has a legitimate dial-up machine

readyyourbody:

dennys:

everyone is always talking about the football players having to do two-a-days in the sweltering heat but aren’t the band kids practicing too, in just as hot uniforms, carrying sometimes big metal instruments half their size, marching in the sun, over and over? well this is just to say: we see you band kids, we know you’re busting yr butts. so come on in to the air conditioned denny’s after practice, and if you need an extra booth for all the tubas, we can probably accommodate you. 

of all the blogs I expected to make a band kids appreciation post Denny’s was not one of them

rosieu:

Fluttershy: “So… do we just walk up or…?”

Whenever Pinkie is being Pinkie sir Isaac Newton is rolling around in his grave.

heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

benfoldsone:

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution