yoshi66666666:

I’m pretty sure this is what tomorrow’s european splatfest is gonna be like

avaomod:

Looks like the colonies are celebrating their treason yet again, I’ll just make myself a cup of tea and wait for them to stop.

But all the tea is in the harbor

there’s no point in keeping a family secret when I’m *hic* not gonna be part of the family soon

oops, someone needs attention

maybeiwasserious:

nightjarlette:

louiswstyles:

me: *is tiny*
me: (ง •̀_•́)ง

ok this post makes me smile because ‘ง’ is the Thai letter for the ng sound but everyone refers to the letter as ‘ngor nguu’ which means ‘snake’.

So that person essentially has snakes for arms and is actually terrifying.

sweet-poni:

thE FUCKING CARAMELDANSEN JUST CAME ON MY PANDORA

YAAAAAASSSSS

undereyelouisvuittons:

Where is Erica? Why doesn’t she message us anymore? Did she raise enough to start her gaming company?

sonisthemage:

Pokemon + World of Warcraft’s Love Child! Free Today!

gulag-nietzschean:

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO WITH APE-LIKE AGILITY APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.