Silver Tongue

aflo:

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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dankmemeuniversity:

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what would happen if both entered the restaurant at the same time

ekjohnston:

chadlesbianjasontodd:

chadlesbianjasontodd:

you ever think about how in star wars the four heroes that overthrew the tyrannical empire and inagurated a new government are the princess of a tragically destroyed planet, a wisecracking rogue, the last heir of a religious order of wizards who do actual literal magic, and………a city mayor

i should clarify that im not disparaging lando here i’m just wondering what it’s like to be in a space fantasy adventure as the ONE member of your friend group who knows what a zoning law is

You can frequently see this in Lando’s face.

i thought the fourth member was chewbacca so i was super confused about the mayor comment

i dont know why i still have expectations from Michael “somehow palpatine has returned” mouse

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nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

good morning!

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Good afternoon!

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Goodnight!

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Sweet dreams!

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bosemanchadwick:

The Princess Bride (1987) - Favorite Quotes

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now he’s a real shiny pokemon

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