Silver Tongue

loveinspireuniversally:

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

yunogasai-quinque:

fullmental:

perfect recipe for mothers day:

  • Water: 35 l.
  • Carbon: 20 kg. 
  • Ammonia: 4 l. 
  • Lime: 1.5 kg. 
  • Phosphorus: 800 g. 
  • Salt: 250 g. 
  • Saltpeter: 100 g. 
  • Sulfur: 80 g. 
  • Fluorine 7.5 g. 
  • Iron 5 g. 
  • Silicon 3 g. 
  • trace amounts of 15 other elements.

Delete this post immediately.

bogleech:

ironbloodaika:

tlrledbetter:

stevraybro:

bogleech:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

love-is-not-over:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

farmer-10:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

bogleech:

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

I don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in a character redesign in my entire life then Myaxx’s changes throughout the Ben 10 franchise

TO BE FAIR they redesigned her entire species from looking like this

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…To this

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Cartoons never let a female villain just look like a sick ass monster and it’s fucking hackneyed and that last shot of her species looks like Tim Buckley tried to draw Cthulhu over and over except for the one girl one in the crowd who has to have tits and a baby this is like some kinda heinous Seth Mcfarlane George Lucas travesty of anticreativity

Hell, she wasn’t even a villain. Myaxx was notable for being a good person from the same species as the main antagonist.

Let monster girls be monster girls!

Stop changing their designs to make them look more humanoid they are fine how they are O.O

The weird part is they actually have a justification for all the inconsistencies. The all powerful Celestialsapiens are always dicking around with the universe, so you get the occasional retcon. Hell, Ben himself had to remake the universe at one point, so you can blame that last one on him.


Out of universe, the Ben 10 creative team is pretty lazy about their own continuity and it shows.

Wait, did they really come up with an in-universe “A wizard did it” explanation for the changes? O.o

I don’t know if the weirdest part is the terrible design or this explanation. It’s been years since I watched the show but now I’m curious to know how the heck Ben 10 changed the entire universe and why

I need to know more about this O.O

Yup!  In “Universe vs. Tennyson” (Ben 10 Omniverse, ep.58), Ben was put on trial for having used his Alien X [a Celestialsapien] powers to recreate the entire universe (in “So Long and Thanks for All the Smoothies!”, ep.07 of B10:Omniverse), after the Incurseans & the Vreedle Brothers destroyed it with The Anihilaarg.  According to evidence given by Ben’s defense attorney, Celestialsapiens are the reason behind the different art styles and appearances of the franchise, since each one of them has universe-scale reality-altering powers.

So, yeah, A Wizard God-Like Alien Did It.

Also: the aliens shown in this thread are Chimera Sui Generis.  The name comes from “Chimera”, a mythical beast with parts from many different animals, and “Sui Generis”, a Latin term that means “of its own kind/genus” or unique in its characteristics; the species name roughly translates to “Chimera of its own kind”.  Not sure why they weren’t called “Cthulhians” (Uhluhtcians?) or something similar, because come on.

So you’re telling me it’s official canon that a teenage boy (or however old ben is in omniverse) momentarily became god and remade reality and in the process some part of him either subconsciously felt or very deliberately decided this squid woman from another planet really needed tiddys

HAVE SOME PERSPECTIVE!!! LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MR. SMOOTHY!

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You guys are acting like Omniverse’s art style wasn’t a step up from the bland mess that was Alien Force and Ultimate Alien. Sure, it wasn’t perfect, but it was visually the most enjoyable of the spin-offs.

EDIT: I just now noticed the OP is bogleech. This explains so much.

I hope I won’t keep seeing his crao on here.

…..Except I’m not the OP, and no matter what your opinion of the art style, you can’t possibly think that later design is cooler, more original or spiritually faithful. Those are hardly “sjw” opinions for anyone to hold.

“Mr. Smoothy” there is still the same exact concept, a goofy cartoon smoothie guy. Changing a previously fearsome, intimidating and very nonhuman alien into just a green woman is as creatively bankrupt as a design change can possibly be.

It’s an extremely noticeable and tiresome design trope that female monsters and aliens frequently look more human than male ones. That’s not a criticism that even comes from the “feminist” place your other posts are complaining about, it’s just bad and generic creature design either way. People have been pointing it out in science fiction for generations.

forcekenobi:

thebastardofgloucester:

na-vhenan:

hisnameisfinn:

kurara123:

I need to share this with u guys

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this is description of Finn in my tv magazine

Translation: Finn(John Boyega)-prince and excellent warrior coming from a wooded planet Artorias  in the Outer Rim Territories. 
He served as a trooper in the armies of the First Order.

what

Some part of me wants to believe somebody at Lucasfilm goofed and handed some story info over my mistake. The other is completely content that this magazine has a Star Wars fan that decided that come up with their own theory about Finn’s origins and laid it bare for all to see. Artorias is an Outer Rim planet and it appears to have a kingship, so, you k’know. Maybe he is a kidnapped prince.

#ok so this is only speculation #but it is worth pointing out#that in the old canon the king of Artorias had a son #what was the son’s name? it was finn #the king of Artorias had a force-sensitive son named Finn #just saying (via hecatesocelot)

#also the king of artorias in legends fought in the rebellion and like was at the battle of hoth#AND artorias is described as a peaceful planet with few defenses#on the outer rim#so it would make sense as a target for first order raids#look it’s totally possible this is just speculation or a mistake based on the legends character but aLSO#IT COULD BE REAL#finn#plus if it is him and they keep his name then he’d be finn galfridian#which is a cool-ass name (via na-vhenan)

#let finn be a force sensitive woodland prince tbh (via @winterwarg)

Hetero Humor™
Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

phantom skype noises. It was either @scraps-is-busy or @mastermod and I have no idea which it was

captainbritish:

rifleweeb:

kbnet:

t-a-c:

cdlum:

cdlum:

you ever see the name for a game and you just know they came up with it in five minutes

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magicbat:

island-delver-go:

raikou:

raikou:

*speedruns the exam* yolo

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👌

If you crouch while loading the scantron you can clip right through the answers

Every second of the run counts, so shave off those crucial seconds by rocket jumping to your seat.

deebree:
“ DIDN’T GO TO FANIME BUT I STILL DREW RIDICULOUS BETA KIDS FOR FUTURE STICKERS MAYBE PROBABLY NOT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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deebree:

DIDN’T GO TO FANIME BUT I STILL DREW RIDICULOUS BETA KIDS FOR FUTURE STICKERS MAYBE PROBABLY NOT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯