IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.
if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images
Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures.
Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question
Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg
Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image
Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving
Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again
Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again
Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum
Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image
Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image
Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure.
Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:
In to THIS:
But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile.
Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,
Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.
oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it.
Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.
Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
