Silver Tongue
Dear artists…

appellosine:

anemia-fr:

dramarising:

No, I’m not going to link back to your page. I edited out your ugly signature too. I paid for the art. It is mine.

Don’t worry, this does not mean I take credit for drawing it. When people ask if I drew it, I say “Nope.” When people ask who did, I say, “Sorry, I don’t remember.”

Just because I bought your art does not mean our profiles have to be linked forever. It’s the same if I buy an apple from the grocer. I don’t have to keep the sticker on it or tell people where it came from. I’m not a walking advertisement for your shop.

If you want credit so badly, then I should get a cut of your future profits for my part in the advertising.

I know I’m probably going to get the wrath of whiny, entitled artists for this, but I don’t care. I won’t be making a shrine around their art dedicated to them. I paid for a service, and now we should go our our separate ways!

alright so there’s a lot of fucked up parts in this post but?? right off the bat?? “I edited out your ugly signature too”??? I’m sorry but that’s really stupid?

if you bought a physical, painted-on-canvas drawing, would you still go through the trouble of trying to edit out the signature there too? Because literally the only difference between that scenario and this one is that the canvas can be physically held and displayed, where the digital painting stays in a digital venue.

Do not be a dick to artists. Fucking don’t edit out their signatures, credit them where they are due. Don’t be like the asshole OP. If you commission an artist, respect them enough to credit them.

Dear people who think like OP;

Please do not ever fucking commission me. My signature is an A, but I don’t care if an artist’s signature is a giant fucking watermark half as big as the piece. If you cut out their signature, you cut out their effort. Do you have to make a little URL tag that links back to my page or DA or tumblr or whatever? No. Would it be nice? Yeah. Is it a good habit to do anyway? Yeah.

But unless you’re paying me USD and we’ve made it part of the agreement that my signature will NOT be on the art- leave the fucking signature on the art. You purchased art that has the signature. Once you alter it, you’re violating our purchase agreement. The artist produced that art for your agreed upon purchase price with the understanding that what they were sending- signature fucking included- would remain on the piece.

If they knew that you were going to use their art independently without any sort of remaining credit like that, then the price very well may have been different or they might not have agreed to do the art at all.

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

The third best part is that not only it worked but it it was part of a PROPHECY

soupery:

new glasses = actually jade

now you just need a fluffy white doge

estufar:

cartoon network reacting to how well the powerpuff girls reboot is doing

thewinterwulf:

kinookii:

xdianasaurx:

cosmiccat23:

lila-cherryblossomtree:

jaythepolyglot:

langue-etrangere:

langue-etrangere:

Buzzfeed says “if you can get at least 12 correct, you’re probably a genius.”
Well, I think Langblr can get twelve, easily :P

I stand corrected. This quiz is hard. For example, what the hell kind of question is this? 

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13/19 right. I’m vaguely impressed with myself

11 out of 19

12 :U

14 :0!!!

13!!

15

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thephantomguise:

angel:

My Neopets account and my bank account have the same password.

*hires high profile investigator to steal your bank account password*

*uses password to steal neopets account, cash untouched*

ATTENTION!!!

cell113:

threefeline:

periegesisvoid:

lithomancer:

defense-of-the-gathering:

DO NOT DO THIS!!!! IT WILL BURN YOU!!! AND EXPLODE!!!! AND RELEASE CHLORINE GAS WHICH CAN KILL YOU!!! holy fuck who posts this jesus

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Someone who literally wants to trick people into making what is basically a homemade bomb, apparently.

Whoever’s doing this is trying to kill Sanders supporters or get them arrested as terrorists smh

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HOLY FUCK

This is an act of terrorism

thebigt2000:

ibengraceless:

Dear Bernie Supporters,

If it comes to be that Hilary wins, please PLEASE for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT write in sanders, PLEASE just vote for hilary, because can we please all agree that almost ANYONE would be better than trump. I’m begging you.

Or just vote third party

deoxyrebornicleic:

I have no sympathy at all.

I lie when I say “ I feel so bad for you ”. I’m sorry, I just, I’m literally incapable of feeling bad for someone. I cannot, I legit just cannot. Not even for those close to me. No matter how hard I try, I just cant.

I don’t feel sorry for anyone, I CAN’T feel sorry for anything. Yes, I can UNDERSTAND how it feels but I can’t actually FEEL BAD for them. I hate saying “ I’m feel so sorry for you ” because I really dont.

Yes, I wish nothing but good upon those going through hardship.
Yes, I try my best to help them with how much I can of my ability.
Yes, I try to at least attempt to lift their mood.
No, I do not feel bad in the slightest because of their situation.

I’m really sorry. I dont know what’s wrong with me, I can understand others but I just can’t feel sympathy but at the same time I do want to help and do wish nothing but good for them.

I’ve been lying about this sympathy bullshit for so many years I just keep hiding it because I can’t bare the thought of people thinking I’m some kind of villain or something.

but now it’s really been heavy on my back and shoulders and I honestly can’t carry that weight of lie anymore.

I understand if you don’t like me as a friend anymore or start hating me, I’m really trying to feel SOMETHING but I just can’t, but I wish good for you. sorry.