wet-monsoon:

relatable

i-cant-name-me:

chefpyro:

*speedruns the american dream*

Crouch where the 4 states meet and you’ll clip through to find a chamber full of white privilege. This will ignore about 100 years of racism.

glitch out of the tutorial area to get the bottle early and catch a bug. release the bug right as you go into the portal after the first boss to glitch right to the election

weirdmageddon:

i love the kids:

- dat boi
- gay occult worm
- white rapper
- space furry

and don’t forget

- unfortunate cookie grandchild
- sorceress shaped like a friend
- fandom smut icon
- grandpa the kid

chefpyro:

dorksofthecourt:

• it was the point in the franchise at which the characterisation actually started taking a turning point. the gym leaders began to appear outside of their gyms a lot more and generally had a bit more personality
  
• FIRST GAMES IN WHICH YOU COULD RUN INSIDE
• have you fuckin seen giratina they made an actual dEVIL POKEMON (or antimatter whatever we all know it’s the devil really)
• it introduced qUICK BALLS AND DUSK BALLS 
• barry is legit the funniest rival the franchise has ever seen
• BROUGHT BACK DAY AND NIGHT AND CHANGED THE MUSIC DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY 
• cyrus was the first big bad with a more interesting and complex motive. I mean, giovanni’s just a mafia boss, and archie and maxie are environmentalists gone cuckoo, but cyrus actually starts lecturing you on genes and spirit and deep shit
• the underground!!!
• sinnoh is home to some of the coolest mythology. maybe they went a lil overboard on the legendaries but they still gave us the creation trio and the spirit trio and cresselia and darkrai and so much cool stuff
• LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER
• first female champion
• you can whine about the extra evolutions all you want but roserade saved roselia’s bitch ass and actually made it worth raising 
• “you daft codger, your mask’s absurd!”
  
• Have You Seen The Distortion World
• it introduced the physical special split
• PHYSICAL SPECIAL SPLIT
• PHYSICAL
• SPECIAL
• SPLIT

cannedviennasnausage:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

koney-scanlines:

sYsTem REStOrE disk Do nOt ErasE

Oh my gawd.

I wonder how many people saw this and said, “What is that supposed to be?”

this hurts 

I wonder how many people saw this and wanted to punch whoever thoguht it was a good idea to pin it up with a magnet

dan-mcneely:

worthikids:

okay listen

this is a febreze ad that’s on tv right now

and THIS is a febreze ad from a year or two before it

??????

hey. it smells nice in here.

yamcha:

creamycumshot:

yamcha:

I wanna travel 🗣

Then travel 📢

uptown-daft-funk:

carriethestorymaker:

66point6:

dongstomper:

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE