soundgoodizer:

good video

markiplier:

itsjustfirealarms:

Jack and Mark having fun with some bagpipes. Maybe too much fun.

Getting closer! Now we just need everyone to take a seminar on the dreaded VERTICAL VIDEO SYNDROME! :P 

markiplier:

new-americana:

Mark doing the foot thing at IndyPopCon on Friday :D

JUST DO IT!!

kianlovescats:

wtf-samantha:

datonelaotian:

ali9905:

ellasupsidedownworld:

hippylovinn:

sleepingpillsandacheerbow:

thatjeepgirl-crissey:

keepuporshutup:

steezyybabyy:

27bitches-yourmom-isone:

too-much-small-talk:

Here’s the deal

Holy shit

Jesus fucking christ. Please watch this

You go girl

Wow…

Oh my god..

Always reblog 🌸

Must reblog every time I see this on my dash.

Holy fuck

Straight up

Pure poetry

not–graceful

fuck-customers:

So my most memorable retail story is about this woman who came in. Slight warning because this woman was really racist and threatened our employees. To me and my one managers knowledge she was actually the manager or president of a company nearby our store (I won’t give away the store but I won’t shop there).

She comes inside while I’m on the side and so our person on our food line is taking her order. I’m not really sure what she ordered but I know she wanted toast and the meal didn’t come with toast so she also rings up some toast (it cost like 75 cent). I go over to make sure she’s been helped. Anyway, the conversation starts off pretty odd. She mentions cats and how she thinks people shouldn’t own animals if they’re going to allow them to go out and get pregnant. Like, 30 seconds later she starts freaking out. Like she’s throwing a tantrum, yelling and screaming about where her toast is. Why she hasn’t gotten her toast yet. Then, she realizes our cooks in the back aren’t “American”. Everyone on our hot/sandwich/salad line is spanish. So she starts yelling at the cooks in the back That they’re laughing and she wants to know what’s so funny and that they should speak in english and she wants her 75 cent fucking toast. Then, she actually starts threatening our cooks that they should go back to their own country and someone should line them up and shoot them in the back of the head. And going on about how she wants her money back for her toast

Well, we got our GM up here and he refunded her money and she left but like, that is the one story I will always remember about my job.

bastillearda:

tomhiddlestons-booty:

buzzfeed:

Parenting: doin’ it right.

THATS NOT A MARVEL FILM HOLY FUCK

HOLY FUCK it is? Who do you think came up with the initial story? Why did Stan Lee have a cameo? Why does Disney own Marvel? Why are there Marvel comics dating back to 1998 about Baymax and Hiro and the rest of Big Hero m6??? Chill bro, do some googling. Its good for you.

Also, Tony is in the college working on personal jets for cats and in ultron, he has the tadashi chip.

bogleech:

zooophagous:

chauvinistsushi:

dou-hong:

forced gem fusions aka nightmare fuel

NOPOE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Finally a gemsona I can get behind

This artist is already a pro doing character designs for Nickelodeon’s Turtles, but he just keeps pouring out amazing SU fan designs, somebody get Rebecca Sugar in here

1021girl:
“ snickerdoodlesandsausages:
“ enjolrasactual:
“ in-love-with-my-bed:
“ the-winchesters-creed:
“ ayellowstateofmind:
“ Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
”
It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s...

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff