momnar:

deliverusfromsburb:

youngvenuz:

deliverusfromsburb:

because-im-freaking-greed:

deliverusfromsburb:

The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

case closed everyone hit the showers

thesylverlining:

thesylverlining:

Batman

there’s no need to feel down

I said, Batman

Go and beat up that clown

taylor-sea:

running-from-god:

taylor-sea:

You know, it’s a shame that the Dark Souls series got a reputation for gatekeeping gamer dudes because they’re some really beautiful, fun games with some very cool stories that a lot of people would enjoy if they hadn’t been turned off by the elitism.

Casual.

Take this dude, for instance.

Dark souls has a lot of lore behind it and it’s realy interesting a lot of the like how in dark souls II, the first boss is the last giant and later when you’re traveling through memories, you fight that boss in his prime when he’s the king of all giants. Just that small tidbet tells you a lot about what has happened in the kingdom and such.

memeufacturing:

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀
what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

jitterbugjive:

micdotcom:

Cellphone video of transgender woman Pearl Love being physically and verbally assaulted on New York City’s No. 4 train was posted to Facebook on Monday. Pearl was on her way to New York City’s LGBT Community Center when the female passenger began to berate her. In addition to the above, she has two other videos showing the woman chasing her around the subway car. Why Pearl isn’t planning on filing a police report at this time.

because violence and assault is child appropriate, yes

logic

My question is where is her child? If it’s not appropriate for her child, where is her child?

andasideofpanache:

I was going through my files on my computer when i found

what

what?

I’VE NEVER SEEN THESE BEFORE

WHAT THE FUCK

wait…

i recognize that symbol

So I guess when I downloaded SCP Containment Breach (years ago), it inserted really fucking creepy drawings into my files.  WHY

LOVELY

jwblogofrandomness:

Jiggly Puff?

Not surprising. Blossom has a pikachu plush