Silver Tongue

somebody: flirts with Sakamoto
Sakamoto: wait holy shit is that a dog

Confound those Mojave boys!

cigarettesandguitarstrings:
kanyewesticle:
mynationaltreasure:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
smilingemoticon:
kanyewesticle:
usb-dongle:
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
IT GOT BETTER

JESUS CHRIST

let me just make one thing clear

jaclcfrost:

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

usbdongle:

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

unpredictableess:

hierothegreat:
foreal tho…
yo

circumcisions:

glacialsupremacy:
circumcisions:

wouldn’t it be adorable if every text
post came with some kind of border
No
its too fucking bad that i dont care

wigmund:

naamahdarling:
wormparty:
what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons
This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.
Day 63: No darkspawn today. Alistair has died of dysentery.

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off