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skunkfrickker:

neeteryincorporated:

lastflunky-draws:

CONFOUND THOSE CRYSTAL CLODS!! 

OH, HOW I HATE THEM!!

I HATE GARNET!

I HATE AMETHYST!

AND I HATE PEARL!

Based on this post

perfect

THEY DRIVE ME TO DRILL

scraps-is-busy:

So, anybody curious about what happened to Ozymandias’s family? 

rudescience:

crazy-ideas:

Putin should declare a slightly larger marine sanctuary than Obama, sparking a environmentalist “arms race” that ends with a clean, unpolluted Earth.

The Warm War.

theprogramisupgraded:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

wizardshark:

shitpostgenerator:

what is shitposting?

an ai begins to question its purpose

is that an example or a reaction?

mtt-brand-undertale:

hotlegmeme:

!! yeah, he doesn’t seem to care about his own comfort as long as Papyrus gets the best things

you’re right, he pays the bills

and i’m sure he bought that car for Papyrus and went “as for me? a bicycle will be good enough, yup”

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i actually wanted to make a compilation of Sans being the best friggin brother ever, so thanks for the opportunity

if i remember anything else, i’ll add later

Keep reading

i feel like i need to bring this post back because this is my fuel

also i made some corrections

and i think people misunderstood what i wanted to say and decided i was trashtalking Paps which is wrong

datweirdname:

gothiethefairy:

ghostportals:

“not all men” you’re right danny fenton would never do this

are you sure

What are you talking about that’s danny phantom

tgweaver:

well obviously there are going to be some culture gaps here and there

mtt-brand-undertale:

OKAY I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS LINE IN GENO RUN

does it basically confirm that Paps does have the same abilities as Sans? maybe he’s even stronger who the fuck knows?? 

was he “a little afraid” because he wasn’t sure if he’d be able to hold back as usual and just lower your HP to 1 and capture you if he used the blasters? because Paps is a cinnamon roll who’s afraid of killing even murderous bastards with this fuckton of power?

i‘m losing my shit help

(step-by-step is on my Patreon)