Silver Tongue

eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090:

staunchly against toddlers being given phones. stop that. give them little stuffed animals to play pretend with. fucking talk to them for a second even. stop giving them your phone. stop giving kids phones and ipads. stop it.

the-greatest-kaspy:

the-aefe:

tbiscool35:

the-aefe:

charlesoberonn:

the-aefe:

charlesoberonn:

the-aefe:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

MY EYES AND EARS

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

community assassin college…

Would you like a to join? I have pamphlets

@theoutcastrogue

I think he's gotten too attached to me since he's still in my Grubs section even though he's grown.

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meraki-sunset:

meraki-sunset:

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kick them out

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what a thrilling saga

so cute

millenary-kid:

Got another 2 babies

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Big babies!

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<3

ive seen you on the farrago discord

Anonymous

millenary-kid:

millenary-kid:

meraki-sunset:

i’ve never been on the farrago discord my dude.

I suck as discord, i don’t know how it works

But speaking of farrago fiction, look at the baby i got on the wiggler sim

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She has little doggy ears like jade

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She is grown now <3

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MAH BABY

tricky-pockets:

iclimbtreestofeelalive:

otakuanimeaddict:

tragosgalatea:

3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:

The look on her face when she realizes

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

okay, idk where the clip was, but there was another bit where she was talking to this frat-boy looking dude:

bennett: so do you think we should put tampons and pads in the men’s restroom?
dude: sure, I mean, I don’t really care. if a dude needs a tampon, he can have one.
bennett: but would he need one? like, what would he use it for?
dude, thoroughly unimpressed: I don’t know, that’s his problem.

and I just love that guy’s energy. So much of the trans bathroom talk is invasive and way too personal, and then there’s this guy like “yeah, why the fuck would I need to know? why do you need to know, you weirdo?”

resonance-of-libra:

blogywicthtime676:

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That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.

thesuperheroesnetwork:
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bludragongal:

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