Silver Tongue

loony-b:

loony-b:

loony-b:

I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.

Try is keyword.

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!

WHAT

4chansbest:
“ Karl, king of ducks
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4chansbest:

Karl, king of ducks

silver-tongues-blog:

I got some decent pics of all four chest holes. So I will tell their story and recap how cray cray the last week has been.

It started out with me going into the ER because my chest hurt the day before. I was diagnosed with spontaneous pneumo thorax (sudden lung collapse) a full 30 hours after it happened..

The first one (the smallest one towards the top) was for a tube to suck out the air in my chest cavity.  I soon went into tension after getting it and my right lung began torsion (twisting or something) and it put pressure on my heart and left lung. They fixed that right away.

My Xrays looked good after that but I was still transferred to another hospital due to my lung going into tension because if it happened again, I would definitely need the surgery. My O2 and breathing seemed good and everything seemed fine and dandy though so they removed the tube a couple days later… Then my lung collapsed 30-40% after three hours, around 8 or so. and the nurses wouldn’t take me and my dad ) he had this kind of thing happen to him eight times before) and he “requested” that they take me to get an immediate xray. despite me being scheduled for one in at six. It wasn’t until Midnight that I got the requested xray. I could see it was bad.

Then I was woken up at Six and they had a portable xray and looked at it. THEN JUST TWO HOURS LATER the people finally paged my doctor. No, it’s fine, just wait a almost 10 hours to tell a doc that his patient who came in with a collapsed lung and had went into tension just a few days earlier that id having a hard time breathing. It’s not like this kind of thing can kill someone through the night or anything if it goes unchecked.

So I was scheduled for surgery in three hours. That’s pretty quick considering they were ready to send me home if the xrays had come back clean.

So I don’t remember what happened next but I DO have a general idea of what the surgery would be like. The VATS (Video Assisted Thoracoscopic Surgery) was basically, they cut a hole in my chest and stick a camera in it. Then they rough up the wall of my chest cavity until it bleeds so they use the healing properties of blood to adhere the lung to teh chest wall.. Then, they use an aerosol talc…..

That’s the last thing I can remember the doc saying. When I woke up, I had a new IV, two new bandaged holes and one with a thick tube in it. My mom has a video of me singing double vision by foreigner. Next, I spent two days draining fluids and letting it heal.

Then, today, I got the big tube removed and headed home with my mum. Let me tell you, the big tube made burping and coughing hurt a lot so after getting it removed, I went into a coughing fit to clear out the gunk that accumulated in the deep of my throat. Now I lay here in my mums house on her laptop and I am breathing well.

This picture was taken right after I got out of the shower do my hair is still wet and sexy. Also, the pain killers make it hard to focus my eyes adn this was riddled with typos. Thank you, program that lets me know whenever there’s a spelling error!

@jitterbugjive

This is my horrible hospital story involving me almost dying twice times due to the hospitals negligence. 

Oscars 2016: Not a single person of colour gets nominated in the acting categories
Tonys 2016: 14 actors of colour get nominated, Hamilton breaks records with 16 nominations, Eclipsed - a play written, directed and produced by women of colour - gets 6 nominations, Waitress - the first Broadway musical with an all female creative team - gets four nominations, Deaf West's revival of Spring Awakening - which includes American Sign Language - gets three nominations
dirkways:
“ i still have to get around to editing these photos but theyre so cute and im just like aaaaaaaa look at this. this is Good and Pure
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dirkways:

i still have to get around to editing these photos but theyre so cute and im just like aaaaaaaa look at this. this is Good and Pure

spontaneousasphyxiation:

laurennohill:

eccentric-nae:

hautepreneur:

elegantpaws:

jeeno2:

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I will miss this family so much.

Bwahahahaha!

LMAO!

Her fucking face when she snatched the phone💀💀💀💀💀💀

😂 imma miss them! They can’t leave us 😩😩😩

The shit he has done though… But ahh shit like this is nice

Can we have a sitcom about the antics in the obama household? I would watch the shit out of that

breastforce:

“People can ship whatever they want!”

false

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neener-nina:
“ deltadragoon:
“ vikinglibertarian:
“ zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:
“ bestrooftalkever:
“ coolstoryrob:
“ meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:
“ serionsly:
“ voyagevisuelle:
“ This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some...

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

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but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

itsspookytoremember:

thatspookwiththeboo:

netflixsbitch:

scientificvisuals:

Colored water is dripped and rolled in superhydrophobic aerogel powder (source). Once coated, droplets do not stick to surfaces or easily meld together (source). But with enough force they can be united or divided (source).

but why?

science

YOU MADE WATER HYDROPHOBIC

IT IS SCARED OF ITSELF

SCIENCE