Silver Tongue
I like your AU, since this means Papyrus won't die at all since he's swapped with Grillby! :D ...right??? Nobody's gonna hurt the boy scout, right?!
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petite-pumpkin:

zichqec:

petite-pumpkin:

Sorry anon, but Papyrus has Muffet’s role, so…

If Sans has Grillby’s role, that means he can’t die or fight you, which means he has to watch Papyrus die and can’t do anything about it..

He is on his store all day, so he wouldn’t see it.
But he would be able to realize it.

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actualdragoninreallife:

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boohaanigram:

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

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Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

jitterbugjive:

baby bird was stuck right at our doorway :I

let it out to where the mama was. fffff.

Was it okay?

petite-pumpkin:

You can’t buy genocide Muffet.

What would a Muffet genocide fight be even like?

Well in all fairness, money is worthless if you can’t buy anything with it.
What if buying her gives the “spare” option and when you choose that she traps you in web and feeds you to her pet? like, her version of dunking you

morbiomatic:

‘In an aside, Jones mentioned that the Dover Boys villain [Dan Backslide] “was a caricature of Ken Harris”, one of Jones’ favorite animators.’

- Interview conducted by John Canemaker for Cartoonist Profiles #45, Mar. 1980

jordan-n-g:

eva-420:

tom nook gave us 0 down payment 0% interest home loans in the worst housing recession in american history and people still call him a crook, i cannot abide by this 

There was also NO payment schedule! It was a “pay what you can, when you can” kinda deal. Tom Nook is not a crook!

He even gave you work and bought anything you had to sell so that you could pay for things. Tom Nook is not a crook!

acdwatson:

why do heterosexuals think unhealthy relationships are quirky and fun lol you aren’t supposed to hate your wife pals. buddos. guys. come on use ya brains

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