ohmykorra:

seeing your notp on your dashboard:

I find this amusing because it is in direct reference to the biggest notp I have

numb3r5ev3n:

deducecanoe:

dark-pika:

back-before-the-dawn:

the-rain-monster:

villainsbar-blog:

Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.

No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston

I choked on my drink

I’m in tears holy shit

I ship it

They deserve each other.

My friend Alex just gave me a shit ton of clothes I’m going to have to try on tomorrow

I cried because of a volcano and because or feelings.

miraculoustang:

If you unfollow a blog because they are running it the way they want and won’t give you the self insert you want, then fuck you you’re rude. You don’t care about the effort the blogger put in their blog and only wanted to ride on their success. You are literally a parasite.

kilalabunnies:

a-random-mod:

kilalabunnies:

I’m annoyed now because there’s a very tiny bug on the inside of my laptop screen and I can’t get it out. So I basically have a tiny red dot in the middle of my screen

You have a dead pixel

no, it’s an actual insect, like it crawls around occasionally 

Oh I completely misunderstood what you said

kilalabunnies:

I’m annoyed now because there’s a very tiny bug on the inside of my laptop screen and I can’t get it out. So I basically have a tiny red dot in the middle of my screen

You have a dead pixel

sasymptote:

gracielovesjesus:

If fetuses could talk they would say “please Mommy don’t kill me!”

but they can’t talk. or think. they have no concept of existence, let alone death. they have no fears, no desires. your statement is irrelevant. if chairs could talk, they’d ask us not to put our sweaty asses on them, but they can’t talk, or even register their situations, so we don’t bother analyzing any other scenarios.