thottopia:

brickhousewench:

OMG, saw this over on Facebook.  I am SCREAMING inside.

I’m so disgusted like separation of Church & State truly doesn’t exist here in the south

abessinier:

may:

maliciastarling:

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

Dear tumblr-SJWs - I know you outdo yourself day by day in tackling world issues of tremendous importance and let your voice of reason be heard from your PC (since we all know that this is the best way to fight crimes against social justice).

In case you ever take a well deserved break from saving the world from the perils of racism and actually leave the house, you might be facing a gargantuan glowing orb in the sky.
We unknowing people call that “the sun” (read this as a trigger warning cause its actually bright - and a danger esp. to vampirekin).

It sounds dangerous and should be called out especially because of its harmful radiation. Said radiation is known to affect the one racial trait you NEED to distinguish people (because we all know that a righteous god wrote a persons race, ethnicity and nationality onto their skin - for your convenience): the color of their skin . It is basically one horrid brownfacing racist skybulb nobody understands.

Us savages, we call that act of radiation-based brownfacing “tanning”.
It is very problematic.
I hereby ask for the sun to be called out under all circumstances.

balfies:

an-xfile:

actuallybenwyatt:

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend.
Friend: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia

vinegod:

When you get hurt in front of your friend vs. Best friend 😂 by Lele Pons

hoofprint-is-spooky:

It’s not a clever twist if you lie to your audience about it. 

If you have to lie to trick your audience, then you are predictable and not clever.

kineticpenguin:

maidenblue:

hobovampire:

psy-chi:

Always reblog

LITERALLY my favourite soldier post.

Remember, you can vote to get this added to the game

sarcastic-nonfictionalist:

or twenty

mariahoenenevigglad:

kawrage:

CNN confused a flag that’s comprised of butt plugs and dildos for an ISIS flag

amazing

onespacegemstone:

pieces-of-one:

child: *brings up valid point on how parent is wrong*
parent: ….
parent: I don’t like your tone right now